INACTIVE!!

date a boy who hates coleslaw date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you

2019 will most likely be the last year to end with “teen” for the rest of our lives.

BITCH!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥

i fucks w this 

Anyone talking shit- when she was with Chrissy she felt like she HAD to be a “stud” for her, but now that Domo is doin her, she’s doing what she wants. She’s being herself. She’s dressing how she wants. She’s loving herself

Yeeessss I love this 😩😩

Need this rn😩

I have such bad baby fever right now, and I keep thinking “yknow if i happen to get pregnant that’s fine, I’m ready.” And then I’m like “WOAH WOAH WOAH HOLD UP, my personal self care is slim to none, I can’t take care of a baby so fucking chill you crazy hormone filled bitch.” BUT THEN I’m like “babey. Smol. Sof. Squish. Cute cute cute gimmie.”

Update: It’s weeks later and I still feel like this but x37

harry, out in the forbidden forest: if voldemort isn’t here in 15 minutes i’m legally allowed to leave

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

This isn’t an alignment chart, this is a game of bingo, and I’ve won the whole board

With these sort of charts, I usually go first to “depressed bastard” bc that’s how i think of myself and holy fuckin shit that’s so accurate ask @dork-asaur

I love when this app just closes itself on me like you’re right thank you