99% Sexy

// Just a test! Reblog it if my muse can jump in your askbox without annoying the mun!

Glancing at her anyway, Red shrugged. “I might’ve lied a little bit. I’m pansexual. I dated Bebe once back in high school…but, I dunno, Ken. Maybe.”

“i take that back” she said looking at the ground “please don’t ever like me” she said softly, honestly i’d make her happy to have Red like her back, but she didn’t want to trouble her 

Red just grinned nonchalantly, raising a hand to set it over the other's head before patting. "Whatever you say, mother dear."

Red gave a snort of a laugh, rolling her eyes a bit as her hands delved into her pockets. “It’s cool. All my characters at at level thirty two. So I can show you everything.”

“thanks!” she smiled “this about the time i wish you were gay so i could kiss you” she said calmly “you deserve it for helping me with the game” she said looking at Red 

Red nervously rubbed at her neck, giving the most hesitant of smiles. “Yep. No kisses. Tooootally straight right here. 100%. It’s no trouble, any how.”

“well if i can’t kiss you, then ad least let me kiss you on the cheek as a thank you, it wont mean anything, i just wanna be friendly” she said humming a bit as she thought about them playing the game 

She scratched said cheek and kicked at the ground a bit. “I guess…and kissing doesn’t make you gay. Depending on how, anyway…maybe..”

she chuckled and got on the tips of her toes as she grabbed Red’s face and kissed her cheek fifteen times before pulling away from her “does fifteen kisses count as making someone gay?” 

A laugh left her lips and she gave a roll of her eyes before wiping her cheek. “No. I don’t think so.”

“so…..Red….would you ever consider “like liking” me?” she said as her face turned a dark shade of red and she tightened the strings on her parka so Red couldn’t look at her

Glancing at her anyway, Red shrugged. "I might've lied a little bit. I'm pansexual. I dated Bebe once back in high school...but, I dunno, Ken. Maybe."

Red gave a snort of a laugh, rolling her eyes a bit as her hands delved into her pockets. “It’s cool. All my characters at at level thirty two. So I can show you everything.”

“thanks!” she smiled “this about the time i wish you were gay so i could kiss you” she said calmly “you deserve it for helping me with the game” she said looking at Red 

Red nervously rubbed at her neck, giving the most hesitant of smiles. “Yep. No kisses. Tooootally straight right here. 100%. It’s no trouble, any how.”

“well if i can’t kiss you, then ad least let me kiss you on the cheek as a thank you, it wont mean anything, i just wanna be friendly” she said humming a bit as she thought about them playing the game 

She scratched said cheek and kicked at the ground a bit. “I guess…and kissing doesn’t make you gay. Depending on how, anyway…maybe..”

she chuckled and got on the tips of her toes as she grabbed Red’s face and kissed her cheek fifteen times before pulling away from her “does fifteen kisses count as making someone gay?” 

A laugh left her lips and she gave a roll of her eyes before wiping her cheek. "No. I don't think so."

Red gave a snort of a laugh, rolling her eyes a bit as her hands delved into her pockets. “It’s cool. All my characters at at level thirty two. So I can show you everything.”

“thanks!” she smiled “this about the time i wish you were gay so i could kiss you” she said calmly “you deserve it for helping me with the game” she said looking at Red 

Red nervously rubbed at her neck, giving the most hesitant of smiles. “Yep. No kisses. Tooootally straight right here. 100%. It’s no trouble, any how.”

“well if i can’t kiss you, then ad least let me kiss you on the cheek as a thank you, it wont mean anything, i just wanna be friendly” she said humming a bit as she thought about them playing the game 

She scratched said cheek and kicked at the ground a bit. "I guess...and kissing doesn't make you gay. Depending on how, anyway...maybe.."

Red gave a snort of a laugh, rolling her eyes a bit as her hands delved into her pockets. “It’s cool. All my characters at at level thirty two. So I can show you everything.”

“thanks!” she smiled “this about the time i wish you were gay so i could kiss you” she said calmly “you deserve it for helping me with the game” she said looking at Red 

Red nervously rubbed at her neck, giving the most hesitant of smiles. "Yep. No kisses. Tooootally straight right here. 100%. It's no trouble, any how."

Blinking softly, her lip twitched and she gave a sigh. “Yeah, sure. I dig games. Is your couch clean?”

“yea” she chuckled as she rolled her eyes “i don’t have sex on my couch, and or my bed, so don’t act grossed out in my house…..even though my house is dirty and gross” she shrugged 

“I don’t care about mess,” Red shrugged a bit. “I just don’t wanna sit in semen or vagina juice or something like that.”

“you won’t be” she said thinking about it “unless it’s my mom or dad’s” she joked 

Red stuck her tongue out in bad taste and crinkled her nose. “Gross…er–what games do you have?”

“not a lot, i have Destiny, batman and grand theft auto V” she shrugged “sorry for the lack of games”  

“Destiny? Hey, I have that! For xbox, anyway.” She grinned. “I love that game.”

“then lets play that game” she chuckled 

“Do you have all your characters filled up? Hopefully you realize that the Warlock class is a thousand times better then any other.”

“…..no i don’t have them all filled up…” she said awkwardly as she rubbed her shoulder “sorry, but i don’t play it all that much, so i’m not very far in the game” she apologized 

Red gave a snort of a laugh, rolling her eyes a bit as her hands delved into her pockets. "It's cool. All my characters at at level thirty two. So I can show you everything."

The mere fact that the blonde actually listened to her words instead of blowing up (unlike some people) caused the ginger to grin widely. She reached up and patted kid’s head before speaking in a smug tone. “Damn straight I am. If you ever need a good talkin’ to, I’m your girl.”

Kenny chuckled and swatted away Red’s hand as she spoke, giving a toothy grin. “Aah c’mon I gotta keep my hair looking nice at the least, do you know how big of a pain it is to brush my hair? It’s always so messy because I wore a hood so many fucking times..” he snorted and felt a little better than he did earlier. 

Red pouted a bit, pulling her hand to her chest as she feigned injury. “Awh. But your hair looks nice messed up. And try brushing your hair with a comb when in the shower. It dries all nice and stuff.”

“And you of all people would know this how?” Kenny laughed at Red’s suggestion and combed a hand through his own hair thoughtfully, “My hair is weird.. it doesn’t..style it just..pikes weirdly.”

“I have redhair. You know how hard redhair is to manage? You’ve seen Kyle’s.” Red motioned with hands to show poofy hair. “Mine gets real staticky and wavy. It’s a pain in the ass. So comb hair in the shower. Bam.”

“Must just be an irish thing for having such crazy hair,” Kenny snorted softly as red explained how to take care of hair and such, “I guess I’ll take your word for it…”

"I'm not Irish lass." She mused, running her finger through her hair. "At least...I don't think I am...do all ging--ahem. People with red hair - are they all descendants from the Irish? Hmph..."

Blinking softly, her lip twitched and she gave a sigh. “Yeah, sure. I dig games. Is your couch clean?”

“yea” she chuckled as she rolled her eyes “i don’t have sex on my couch, and or my bed, so don’t act grossed out in my house…..even though my house is dirty and gross” she shrugged 

“I don’t care about mess,” Red shrugged a bit. “I just don’t wanna sit in semen or vagina juice or something like that.”

“you won’t be” she said thinking about it “unless it’s my mom or dad’s” she joked 

Red stuck her tongue out in bad taste and crinkled her nose. “Gross…er–what games do you have?”

“not a lot, i have Destiny, batman and grand theft auto V” she shrugged “sorry for the lack of games”  

“Destiny? Hey, I have that! For xbox, anyway.” She grinned. “I love that game.”

“then lets play that game” she chuckled 

"Do you have all your characters filled up? Hopefully you realize that the Warlock class is a thousand times better then any other."

Blinking softly, her lip twitched and she gave a sigh. “Yeah, sure. I dig games. Is your couch clean?”

“yea” she chuckled as she rolled her eyes “i don’t have sex on my couch, and or my bed, so don’t act grossed out in my house…..even though my house is dirty and gross” she shrugged 

“I don’t care about mess,” Red shrugged a bit. “I just don’t wanna sit in semen or vagina juice or something like that.”

“you won’t be” she said thinking about it “unless it’s my mom or dad’s” she joked 

Red stuck her tongue out in bad taste and crinkled her nose. “Gross…er–what games do you have?”

“not a lot, i have Destiny, batman and grand theft auto V” she shrugged “sorry for the lack of games”  

"Destiny? Hey, I have that! For xbox, anyway." She grinned. "I love that game."

Blinking softly, her lip twitched and she gave a sigh. “Yeah, sure. I dig games. Is your couch clean?”

“yea” she chuckled as she rolled her eyes “i don’t have sex on my couch, and or my bed, so don’t act grossed out in my house…..even though my house is dirty and gross” she shrugged 

“I don’t care about mess,” Red shrugged a bit. “I just don’t wanna sit in semen or vagina juice or something like that.”

“you won’t be” she said thinking about it “unless it’s my mom or dad’s” she joked 

Red stuck her tongue out in bad taste and crinkled her nose. "Gross...er--what games do you have?"

Blinking softly, her lip twitched and she gave a sigh. “Yeah, sure. I dig games. Is your couch clean?”

“yea” she chuckled as she rolled her eyes “i don’t have sex on my couch, and or my bed, so don’t act grossed out in my house…..even though my house is dirty and gross” she shrugged 

"I don't care about mess," Red shrugged a bit. "I just don't wanna sit in semen or vagina juice or something like that."

“You realize how unsafe that is, right?”

“don’t worry so much Red, I use condoms every time” she shrugged “well…..i don’t use them when i’m with Christophe” she chuckled 

A escaped the ginger’s lips, seeing as how she wasn’t getting anywhere anytime soon. “Fine. I give…”

“good, because you would have never won the fight” she smiled kissing Red’s cheek before turning away “now if you don’t mind i need to go get fucked by Chris” 

Red upturned her nose with a frown. “I didn’t need to hear that. I really didn’t, Ken.”

“i was joking” she chuckled “Chris is away for two weeks so he’s off my list” she said urging Red to follow “follow me” she said walking off 

Seeing as how she had nothing better to do, Red tucked her hands into her pockets and followed after the blonde. “Where are we going?”

“my house of course, i have no customers until tomorrow so i thought i’d be fun if we play on my play station” She shrugged “is that not a good idea?” She asked 

Blinking softly, her lip twitched and she gave a sigh. "Yeah, sure. I dig games. Is your couch clean?"

“You realize how unsafe that is, right?”

“don’t worry so much Red, I use condoms every time” she shrugged “well…..i don’t use them when i’m with Christophe” she chuckled 

A escaped the ginger’s lips, seeing as how she wasn’t getting anywhere anytime soon. “Fine. I give…”

“good, because you would have never won the fight” she smiled kissing Red’s cheek before turning away “now if you don’t mind i need to go get fucked by Chris” 

Red upturned her nose with a frown. “I didn’t need to hear that. I really didn’t, Ken.”

“i was joking” she chuckled “Chris is away for two weeks so he’s off my list” she said urging Red to follow “follow me” she said walking off 

Seeing as how she had nothing better to do, Red tucked her hands into her pockets and followed after the blonde. "Where are we going?"