may

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

This is why I love spiders and rats and other creepy animals. There's something unsettlingly relatable about being killed (or outcasted in a human's case) for simply existing as you do

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

i trusted you

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!

Pour water? Just add water let me grow?

Also, under eating makes u feel like shit! Your body needs the energy that food gives, and being skinny and always tired/sad/anxious is fucking boring!

My name has only three letters, joke’s on you I’m on medication in order to not be the one that kills me

Beating the alcoholic allegations by easily plugging my phone into the charger with no struggle at all

Literally all I can think every time I charge my phone, and I haven’t even seen the fucking show

Finally. People need to realize aliens aren’t the answer for everything (when they use it to erase poc civilizations and how smart they were)

(via TumbleOn)

What’s really wild is that the native people literally told the Europeans “they walked” when asked how the statues were moved. The Europeans were like “lol these backwards heathens and their fairy tales guess it’s gonna always be a mystery!”

Oral history from various First Nations tribes in the Pacific Northwest contained stories about a massive earthquake/tsunami hitting the coast, but no one listened to them until scientists discovered physical evidence of quakes from the Cascadia fault line.

Ain’t it amazing what white people consider history and what they don’t?

I always said disservice is done to oral traditions and myth when you take them literally. Ancient people were not stupid.

being cosmically "insignificant" doesnt even matter like its not important......... like literally lets enjoy a strawberry

as a physicists the whole 'cosmically significant' is so funny. nothing is cosmically significant. the sun is small and tiny compared to, most starts and even stars are small next to the gravitational pull of supermassive black holes and even then is doesn't matter bc, the universe is both infinite and in vast expanse so why would one black whole matter?, which means at the end everything matters bc the universe is a sum of its parts all parts are so stupid small to the universe they all, matter and we are here enjoying a strawberry, isnt it nice?, (via las-lus)