send ποΈπποΈ to know why my muse wouldnβt date yours!
[ ] i donβt want to ruin our friendship
[ ] i literally donβt know you
[ ] we have conflicting moralities
[ ] you tried to kill and/or harm me and/or my loved ones
[ ] youβre just not my type
[ ] we did and it was awful
[ ] youβre an asshole
[ ] youβre not enough of an asshole
[ ] youβre annoying
[ ] youβre too stupid
[ ] youβre ugly lol
[ ] i think you deserve better
[ ] i think i deserve better
BONUS: how little my muse wants to do the kissing with yours:
actuallyβ¦ | been there, done that | we just donβt mash | i never thought about it | no thanks | meh | gross | fuck you fuck you fuck you











