Hoe For Norstappen

For example I have:

Lando Norris - Norribobs - In the UK there is a supermarket chain called Morrisons that gets nicknamed Morribobs. Morribobs became Norribobs once and it stuck.

Max Verstappen - The Stappmeister - Meister meaning or master of their craft. And we have a consultant at work whom we affectionately call The Gupmeister and the Stappmeister just happened one day and now it’s stuck.

Charles Leclerc - LeTram - Was overly giddy with my bestie in Manchester and we were recreating the kid shouting Leclerc meme whilst waiting for a tram. As the tram approached we both just went “Le Tram!” and it stuck.

Oscar Piastri - Hairline - This is a new one thanks to me chatting F1 shit to @wildfyrex and well… his hairline comes up a lot. We have agreed Oscar needs to talk HR for workplace bullying over how the stylists at McLaren put his hair sometimes.

Tea? 👀

😂😂😂

And today’s topic of conversation… Silverstone!

Because… what the fuck is this??

We’re seriously doing blind box style seat allocation for a major event? For £459??

You don’t know where you’ll be sat, they can’t guarantee you’ll be sat with who you book with, and it’s £459! Yes you get a seat, but it’s essentially a lucky dip.