Lactose the Intolerant

Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is

Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.

His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.

gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther

#*scroll down* #*remember that middle earth is canonically flat for elves and round for everyone else* #*scroll back up & smash that reblog button"

Sorry it’s what to elves

So, in Tolkein lore, the world was originally flat, with most of the land in the middle (hence Middle Earth).  But the Numenorians (men who were rewarded with their own Atlantis-equivalent island for service in the first big war against Melkor, but eventually Power Corrupts etc) tried to invade the uttermost west which was basically Elf Heaven.  To put an end to that sort of thing, the creator of the world Bent The World and made it a sphere…but left elves able to treat it like a flat disk.  So elves can sail west and reach Elf Heaven, but a man or dwarf or hobbit who sails west will eventually wrap around to the east coast of Middle Earth.

Science cannot prove that there are microplastics in my brain because there is no conclusive proof that I have a brain. In fact, I am beginning to suspect that perhaps I do not

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

oh wow… how serene…

Last night I dreamt that I watched all of LotR and everything was the same except Sauron was replaced by the penguins from Madagascar standing on top of Barad-Dur with a telescope and a sniper rifle.

trans woman ryland grace changing her name to grace grace because she couldnt think of any other names and its right there

bauhaus. in the middle of baustreet

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

I can't see any art of a man with wings without thinking of the crow boy whose job it is to destroy plastic. Like oh, you drew him? That's him right?