#extradirty
Cosmic Funnies
wallacepolsom
Peter Solarz
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
JVL
styofa doing anything
shark vs the universe
PR's Tumblrdome
@theartofmadeline
Three Goblin Art
Not today Justin
occasionally subtle
Origami Around
oozey mess
Xuebing Du
if i look back, i am lost
Show & Tell
roma★
★
seen from Malaysia
seen from Hungary
seen from South Africa
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from Indonesia
seen from Germany
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
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seen from United States
@normalpasta
“One of my plays is getting produced!” “What’s it about?” “So there’s this guy, and he really loves this one girl— she’s the girl of his dreams. But she’s going off to college. So he applies to every nearby college, just so he can be close to her. But the only college that accepts him is a clown college. But here’s the thing— he’s terrified of clowns.”
this is the funniest fucking thing and I’ve been thinking about it all week
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Why can’t I stop watching this
I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing
He l p m e
I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING
Velma said GAY RIGHTS
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I will never NOT reblog this.
YAS YAS!!!!
susan is EVERYTHING
When I was a child I thought Susan was needlessly mean to Ross. Then as I got older I realized Ross was an asshat and Susan was the only one on the show that could see it.
when the whole squad’s flourishing
The Netherlands democratically puts a list of the 2000 best songs together every year around New Year’s and the biggest mystery every time is whether Bohemian Rhapsody wins again
i’m serious, if it doesn’t win, it’s second place
every winner before 2005 is Bohemian Rhapsody as well
why arent we talking about the constant presence of hotel california
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I have a headcanon that Hermione insists her children attend some primary muggle schooling before Hogwarts, just as she had done. Now, imagine Arthur Weasley attending his grandchild’s science fair, being the ultra proud grandfather….and yet also completely geeking out over absolutely EVERYTHING.
Canon
“That is a volcano, that is a VERY SMALL VOLCANO, how - young lady, how did you make this? Baking soda and food coloring? MARVELOUS!”
the kids would love him.
Never have I ever loved anything more than I love this
All the muggle teachers would think he was being so adorable, “pretending” not to know how potato batteries and mini-volcanoes work, fawning over the hard work the kids did on even the simplest the projects. And he comes every year, because after the kids have aged out (”gone on to some boarding school in Scotland,” the teachers say over bad coffee in the break room, “they didn’t seem the type”), he gets an honorary invitation to the fair every year, because he never stops making the kids feel smart and good.
If you are an adult man and you call teenage girls Babe I am going to crush your skull like a grape
Literally imagine talking to a child like this
“Me and my husband who are two consenting adults in a long-term relationship call each other babe so I think every adult male stranger should be able to call underage girls babe too”
is what I’m getting from this
Nomitkon, Tajikistan — I’d never seen a bread eating cat before. But this cat loved bread. He would practically sit down at the table and wait to be served. The owners would throw him a few pieces and then throw him out of the house, but he would soon sneak back in and continue looking longingly at the loaves.
bread cat
looking longingly at the loaves
We’ve got another bread boy
on my way to TARGET
lab safety but the teacher just wants you to die
lab safety
1. drink whatevers in that beaker. I know you fucking want to.
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Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep
Sounds busy to me
She came for his whole LIFE
