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i should reread homestuck but that requires rereading 8129 pages that i remember nothing of due to the time period in which i read it (deeply traumatic time period, most of it is blocked out, including homestuck)

lumi-lex

prev is ____ coded

deer/doe

bunny/rabbit

cat/kitty

dog/puppy

sheep

other (put it in the tags)

Remaining time: 1 hour 50 minutes

#deer

rouxls

Darling thou art truly ravishing. What art thy pronouns

normalestwithanunderscore

@jasperzzjz

transgender

#trans

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rouxls

Darling thou art truly ravishing. What art thy pronouns

caffedorzo

spin the wheel to be assigned a mysterious source of income - who will grant you 10k usd every month without fail!!

will you take the money?

yes

no

bald / nuance

Remaining time: 6 hours 13 minutes

#church of scientology #would it be moral? no #would i also benefit greatly from it and would be able to live a decent life hopefully? yes #nuance in the fact that id feel bad about it but i also reaally need that money if i want to get away from my parents anytime soon

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

your pfp is your roommate now! how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

fire everywhere

it's me lol

perfect

freaky

impossible

results

Remaining time: 4 hours 58 minutes

#my pfp is my sona. so uh #selfcest time

crabussy

what's the most ridiculous reason you've ever blocked someone. I'm talking complete nonissues. things that don't even matter. I've blocked someone for saying cloven hooves look ugly on unicorns

crabussy

you understand the post

#cant remember any specifically humorous examples but i have blocked people for shipping a ship thats #perfectly healthy #and that i just dont like it for no reason

oneofthosecrazycatladies

How many languages do you have knowledge of? (Maybe not fluent, but you can at least understand/speak and/or read a little bit)

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

More than 10

Remaining time: 2 days 19 hours

#fluent in english #can understand spanish based on context #otherwise completely useless #i can literally only say Hi in polish

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throathole

Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean

anariel-the-elrond-apologist

I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.

throathole

This is fucking killing me

Golp: a roundel purpure.

Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning

a-book-of-creatures

Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:

Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!

Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡

Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️

Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴

Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢

Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵

Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣

Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️

If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.

cognitohazardous

automaticautosexual

having an ex mutual that you were somewhat close to is like. you're genuinely evil but I wonder if I could have talked you out of it. I checked your blog to find that old piracy guide you have and you're still like this. you got me into one of my favorite games and we barely ever spoke. I hope you change but I won't forgive you when you do

#someone i considered a friend who went in the same circles as me #ended up being misogynistic and transphobic #which???????#you Literally are in a fandom with at least 10 active trans people #<- 10 is a lot relative to the size of the fandom im talking about #also borderline sexually harrassing someone #which #hm...#they also self reported after a while for some reason #if youre going to be an asshole dont expose your belly and grovel at my feet #dont expect me to be merciful when i butcher you #just because you had the 'decency' or whatever you think you have #to say 'hey i was an asshole go hate me'#you is referring to the person btw #gulp

im not decomposing dont worry

nightfeverfever

murder isn't okay however sometimes your friends have REALLY bad parents

i used to be neutral on folly regretevator and thens omething happened. my wife,,,,,,,,, ill be back

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god doesnt let me have the courage to ask for clothes i like so i can wear them because if i did i would be so powerful and god forbid a girl* be powerful *i dont use any gender label and most terms i dont care about people using on me, pronouns are more touchy.

ughhh i want dividers but that means having a blog theme...

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