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(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

I wish all Black girls a clear shot at this world. I wish all Black girls a full belly. I wish all Black girls a respite from their many troubles. I wish all Black girls nothing but grace, prosperity, and ease. Black girls I am hoping for your continued safety and success every single day.

actually microlabels and xenogenders and weird pronouns are cool as fuck and anyone who says otherwise lacks whimsy in their life send post

[ID: post on r/TransDIY by AngelOfDepth. Post reads: Public Service Announcement/Reminder Please, for your own sake and the sanity of everyone else around you, don't wait until the last minute to order a resupply of your HRT. If you're somewhere between half and three quarters through your current supply, and you don't already have backup on hand or in-route, it's time to put the gears in motion towards topping off. Don't wait until the last minute. Providers come and go, inventory levels fluctuate wildly, seizurse by customs and postal carriers are on the rise, legal status changes, money gets tight... So many things can screw with your ability to order, and when your supplies are running out and you try to order, it might be a month or two or even more before you receive a shipment. Don't be that person freaking out because you only have two weeks supply remaining and you're franticposting trying to find a vendor who has product in stock. /end ID]

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

I Defeated the Demon Lord, but Rather Than Vanquishing Evil Forever, I've Triggered a Period of Demonic Civil War and Instability That Will Take Generations for the World to Recover From

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

It's always hard reading about the violence committed to steal America, but the buffalo is always like... That's some inhuman shit. Everyone is burning in hell for that one. Wdym there were thirty to sixty MILLION buffalo in 1800, and by 1900 there were only 300 left. THREE HUNDRED. Do you know, can you fathom the amount of purposeful cruelty required to kill NINETY NINE PERCENT of a population of an animal, just to spite and murder the living Native people who existed and thrived with them? All this, for White Power and Entitlement?? Sickening.

Btw pro tip from someone who is far too paranoid for his own good but also loves horror content like a fucking idiot: imagine whatever is scaring you atm trying to sell you weed. This always helps.

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise