have you ever seen a bug do this *does a sick kickflip, dies*

It seems to be a fog machine!

Now hold it right there. Exactly what kind of trout is that in there...?

A very friendly one, you should go and pet it. It's absolutely not an angry squid.

Where did you come from?? Were you here the whole time? This whole thing is just a hair away from being very suspicious...

Oh, I uhhhm, I got the train? That's not suspicious.

Why is there a giant squid in a tank there?

Hi im the post! :D

The squid plan backfired... I want my (fake) money back..

You paid us to deliver it, not for it to *work*

But.. :<

:) no

Now hold it right there. Exactly what kind of trout is that in there...?

A very friendly one, you should go and pet it. It's absolutely not an angry squid.

Where did you come from?? Were you here the whole time? This whole thing is just a hair away from being very suspicious...

Oh, I uhhhm, I got the train? That's not suspicious.

Why is there a giant squid in a tank there?

Hi im the post! :D

The squid plan backfired... I want my (fake) money back..

You paid us to deliver it, not for it to *work*

Now hold it right there. Exactly what kind of trout is that in there...?

A very friendly one, you should go and pet it. It's absolutely not an angry squid.

Where did you come from?? Were you here the whole time? This whole thing is just a hair away from being very suspicious...

Oh, I uhhhm, I got the train? That's not suspicious.

Why is there a giant squid in a tank there?

Hi im the post! :D

*immediately runs away to avoid being sued again*

*immediately runs away to avoid being sued again*

*the door opens and beckons you to step inside to leave the package*

Now hold it right there. Exactly what kind of trout is that in there...?

a gift! me and my men arent exactly supposed to stick around soooooooooooooooooo *skadoodles*