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Yato: I am the view.
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Hiyori: Yato, you’re blocking the view.
Yato: I am the view.

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Amaterasu: For the burial vessel, Yukine… a bell.
Tenjin: Ma’am, that is his emotional support hafuri.
Yato: Hey, Yukine, could you do me a small favour?
Yukine: I literally died for you, but go on.
Hiyori: We've not got any snacks left in the kitchen.
Yato: I'm literally right here.
Yato: ...and that's why I'm not allowed in Applebee's anymore.
Nana: How are you not on some sort of watchlist?
Yato: Do you really think Yato's my real name?

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Hiyori: Why is Yato finding this funny?
Yukine: He's drunk. He finds everything funny when he's drunk. See look. Hey, Yato.
Yato: Yeah?
Yukine: Virgin.
Yato: *chokes on his own spit from laughing*
Yato: I do what I want! Anyone who tries to stop me can fight me!
Kazuma: I'm telling Yukine.
Yato: No wait... please...
Amaterasu, watching Hiyori realize she's in love with Yato: This is so powerful... I'm holding back tears.
Mitsurugi: Shut your sensitive ass up.
Mitsurugi, five seconds later: Never mind. I just cried.
Hiyori: Yato, I am...
Hiyori, putting her finger and thumb together: ...this close to thrashing you.
Yato: Your fingers are touching.
Hiyori, smiling: Exactly!
Yato:
Hiyori:
Yato:
Hiyori: *kicks Yato into Adromenda*
"Are you allergic to happiness?"
—Yato, on his birthday, after Yukine sneezed twice while Yato was lighting the candles of his birthday cake, probably

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Hiyori: Yukine-kun, we need to stop Yato from killing his dad.
Yukine: Don't worry. I have a plan.
Yukine has left the game.
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Yato: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP. I GOT ACCEPTED INTO HEAVEN.
Amaterasu: Language.
Yato: Suck my dick and balls, I'm an official god.
Amaterasu: And I'm the god who overlooks everything in Heaven.
Narrator: According to all known laws of philosophy, there is no way a shinki should be able to interact with earthbound objects.
Narrator: Shinki are confirmed ghosts and a ghost's form is simply an illusion rather than a solid matter with the ability to touch solids or liquids.
Narrator: Shinki, of course, touch stuff anyway, because they don't care what living humans think is impossible.
Hiyori: Have you seen that picture of the giant inflatable duck in Canada? $200,000 of tax-payer money went into that duck and all it does is float around in the water in Canada.
Yato: He's doing his fucking best, okay?

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Yama: Why is there a fucking dead person on the train?
Yukine: Fuck off. I paid for the ticket.
When Yukine finds out about Yato’s whole plan:
Yukine: I could strangle you
Yato: you’re not tall enough
Yukine: you’ve sunk low enough for me to reachÂ