Not Punk-Rock.

Men are so fuckin weak dude I swear. Women are out there grindin like nothing’s wrong while bleeding out of their vaginas 7 days a month, cramps so bad we can barely function, pushing a human out of our hoohas, taking pills that fuck with our horomones just so you can hit it raw and you have the damn nerve to judge the size of our hips that have birthed the civilizations of the world like they were made to be admired by you? No. Next time you get flicked in the balls I don’t wanna hear u talk about how it’s so much harder being a man. Damn. Shout out to women. Don’t let men tell you shit.

Hi-fiveing after sex because you were both so awesome.

*slaps ass* “hit the showers kid, good game”

Should I wear all black or all black today

If you replace the “W” in Where, What, and When with a “T”, you answer the question

when i grow up i want to be a leaf

this is unbe-leaf-able

u come into home,,.., u piss on my children..u disrespect my dog,,..,. and u make a mockery of my dreams?? disgustenign. i hope ur happy with ur life choices u animal. go. get out of my face. just leaf

my party trick is wearing cool socks so people come up to me and say “hey man cool socks”