NoPanceDance

First half of my class 1A sketches - I’m gonna draw 8 more, and then sell all 16 as sticker set, so keep an eye out!

Midoriya: oh, okay! what’s your favourite color?

A little story about how I recently met a new little buddy: Franky

brand new demon slayer buttons… coming to my shop tomorrow!!!!

Island universes in you.

lance, winking, shooting a finger gun: the name’s mcclain. lance mcclain

keith, confused but wanting to impress the cute boy: my name is…..keith. keith kogane. wait shit that’s the wrong order–

My Hobbies Are Normal What Are You Talking About

lance: I like watching movies, surfing, and cooking with my abuelita. what about u

keith: not much. I fix motorbikes. kickbox. watch the sun set from the roof of my shack. rig my radio to intercept weird communications. normal stuff

lance, squinting, comprehension dawning: interesting………

So You’re One Of Us, Babe

lance: my cousin’s birthday is at a laser tag place lmao I’m gonna CRUSH him

keith: oh are u good at laser tag

lance: of course. shooting and avoiding lasers is our specialty isn’t it *wink*

keith, flustered: uh. yeah. yeah sure

keith, internally: is that some kind of innuendo or

lance: this spy movie is so dumb our tech is WAY more advanced than that

keith: our?

lance: oh sorry I meant…….”if” we were spies which we are “not” then “our” tech would be more advanced than that *wink*

keith: uh. yeah. yeah sure

keith, internally: is THAT some kind of innuendo or????

Wait What

keith: your. your apartment has a secret room with tech that connects you to agents from all over the UNIVERSE

lance: yeah! do u not have that? it’s okay man I’m sure if you put in a request with HR they can hook you up–

keith: WHAT DO YOU MEAN PUT IN A REQUEST WITH HR

Wait WHAT

keith: are u a fckn. spy

lance: are you NOT

keith: I WORK AT A MECHANIC’S I FIX MOTORBIKES

lance: I LITERALLY TOLD YOU OUR TECH IS MORE ADVANCED THAN MOVIE TECH

keith: I thought u were joking

lance: and I thought you were serious who tf dresses like that and has a motorbike and kickboxes and lives in a shack and rigs his radio and ISN’T a spy

Sometimes Spy Movies Are Valid

lance: okay well since you somehow fit all the criteria for a spy without being one we might as well bring you in bc you’re useful and talented and hot

keith: and what

lance: and helpful. I said helpful. anyway here are our instructions. very straightforward. we shouldn’t have to dance in fancy suits as we scan the room for danger, or hide pressed together in a shadowy recess near the ballroom as we eavesdrop on a bad guy, or make out to pretend we have a reason to be there when a guard catches us

keith: u sound disappointed

lance: what is the POINT of being a spy if it’s not an excuse to make out with a hot helpful guy

Mission Accomplished

lance: well that’s it. good job. barely an hour. no dancing, no pressing close together, no making out. I didn’t even have to use my fake name

keith: it’s actually not over yet

lance: ??

keith: the mission has been extended. agent mcclain, your new assignment is to dance with me in ur dumb secret spy room, then hug me really tight, then make out with me. do u accept

lance: no

lance: but only because the other agents can listen in if we’re in this room. we need a better hideout

keith: my shack? I have snacks and you can meet my dog too