Noowts

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

Trying very hard to keep it together

good luggage goes in the fun bubble

I do believe this is a cursed item

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

i thought they were bees.

oh my fucking god. oh my god. it can't possibly look like that to you

Those are some nice boulders, I like those boulders

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

Who would win, one this guy sized pigeon or a bunch of this guy the size of pidgeons

please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me

I REALLY LIKE THIS ART THIS IS SO CUTE I'M BEING HELD UP

But can they be held like a burger

Do you think people in the past realized that their shit was old as fuck?

They probably looked at the wagon wheel and thought to themselves "yeah this is pretty bad"

Well duh, one hammer and that things done for, same thing for babies

Based

World Heritage Post

Perfect

there aren't even any tomboys in movies anymore. like should we all die

"But we have to show girls it's okay to be feminine" are you showing girls it's okay to be un-feminine though?

"Being feminine doesn't make you weak or evil" and "it's okay to not be traditionally feminine" are two sentences that can co-exist at the same time.

exactly!