inconclusive creature

Here ya go, the very hungry changeling.

You are not yourself when you're hungry or something. Danny needs a lot of food to keep himself family friendly

Bruce: "He's barely younger than you."

Damian: "Alfred the cat is barely younger than me too but I didn't see you object then."

Bruce: *trying desperately to communicate that a half-ghost human and a cat are not the same*

Damian: *staring right into Bruce's eyes as he pulls out a bag of crisps and shakes them*

Danny, appearing out of nowhere: "Ohhhh chippies, that's my favourite flavour, gimme some."

Damian, smirking as he hands some over: "Of course."

Damian: *still staring victoriously as Danny starts letting out happy ghost rumbles*

Bruce: "..."

Bruce: "You have to do his paperwork then."

Damian, who got Dick to help him complete it already: *pulls adoption papers out of nowhere and hands them to Bruce*

Damian: "Come on Danny, we must be on our way. It is time to feed batcow."

Dick, who has been here the entire time just watching this play out:

Thank you for writing one of my fav dp/mha fics

(Spoilers ahead)