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“I’m going shopping, I need a lightbulb.”

“I have a little podge, and I call it ‘my podge’.”

"It fell off when I was five - it's never been the same since" A story about her toenail...

Today I counted my socks. I had 46 pairs.

"The first time I ever saw a Morrisons was in Harrogate"

"I just snapchatted my friend"

"I was gonna splash out and buy a banana but then I didnt"

"I almost bought an ice cube tray, and then I didn't"

"You know that time that the tap was running for...well I had my hand under it for that long"

"Look, a caterpillar! I haven't seen one in a few years!"

"I didn't get my sausages out the freezer today"

"I saw it was raining and didn't want to walk home without an umbrella so I bought one"

"I told Polly that she should make pasta and she said she might"

'You know, this is the first time I've used this margarine since my Mum bought it for me on Wednesday!'