to love, and to be loved

age regressing by 5 minutes so i can remember what i was just asked to do

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

mature content

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition