squid rights

local bisexual almost ends the world and then later becomes a ninja

popular 2010s minecraft youtuber CaptainSparklez shows up and then gets murdered

the inciting incident of season 2 happens because of a llama

literal god turns into a snowman while he commits identity fraud. twice

due to a feud between an arrogant schoolboy and a disco enjoyer, cows may die

the ender dragon gets thanos snapped

someone builds a bridge made of dirt and gets arrested for it

a guy across both seasons always uses a fucking stone sword to kill people

a legendary adventurer and a villager start a mini business together

there's three ex-friends whose names are essentially Hamlet, Xoey, and Bob

a famous hero spends his days studying endermen writing music and going insane

you may need to break into a dead man's house