Ain't That A Kick In The Head

“You gonna eat that?”…((mlem))

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I’ve had to pee for the last hour but my pet-induced paralysis dictates the rules here. 🫠 IYKYK

I do not fear the valley, for I am the shadow.

You will excuse me if I skip the masquerade

“To know your enemy, you must become your enemy” - Sun Tzu

Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches

It's my 13 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Les yeux sans visage

Should I let him out?

Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life.

🎶I feel pretty, Oh, so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and briiiight!🎵

Dream the crow black dream

Doing Beagle Shit id•i•om noun, verb: Nose in the air (to pick up the scent of cheese), lounging all day/able to sleep anywhere (after eating cheese), The Secretary of the Cheese Treasury (who accepts any and all forms of “cheese tax”), looking pretty and smokey eyes always on point.