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Why isn’t any form of martial arts in the Olympics

This is the most badass thing I’ve seen all year

This don’t even make no sense! Damn

We can hold our pee for hours, and hours and hours. But the moment our eyes see the toilet, bladder says: “Hey! Four seconds left buddy!”

Oh dude, I totally forgot you guys don’t have these ads

This is awesome.

All the dramatic head snaps.

But that belt tho

….what happens next??

When the other PTA mom think her lemon bars were better than yours but she didn’t even use real lemon

Wow

that’s the kind of thing I like to see

he’s not even mad he just sits back down

@killzombieseatbacon

Lol takin out the whole team

Maybe the grass seems greener on the other side because you’re not over there fucking it up.

“when did u realize momma was the one?”

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