Noland and Friends!

"...You lot do WHAT on this couch?!"

"The lore of Noland Oswell, and those whom share his adventures is ever changing. But even so, I shall do my best to catch those who watch him with great anticipation up to speed on his current endeavors. My power, however, does NOT extend to other Warriors of light. Their fates are weaved by their own hands. I have no control over their interactions with Noland or his comrades, but will be ever watchful as to how they fair with him at their side."

"Partying all day and drinking all night! Soaking up the rays and all and all havin' a grand ol' time with me fellow adventurers! Seven Hells, I love this event!"

"…I sometimes think that he wears that helmet to hide his tears…"

“Even Warriors of Light need hobbies! Mine is putting together and painting model kits of enemies I’ve faced in the past! Don’t know how Ironworks makes em, but the details they put into these things is amazing!”

“...Do these glasses make me look classy and sophisticated?”

“Since I no longer have to worry about Garlean assassins banging down my door, I moved back into an apartment in Myst! Twelve, I missed this place...The salty sea air, the waves crashin’ on the shore, the palm trees. It’s good to be back!”

“Well shite! Looks like my misfortunes are finally going to start turnin’ around!”

“WHO DISTRIBUTED MINE NAKED PHOTOGRAPHS ONTO TWITTER.COM?!”

"...Why am I here? How did I get here? How did she talk me into this?!"

“...Coward...”

“No! We are not!”

“We’re going to Tam-Tara Deepcroft!”

Clearly, the Arse-ians didn’t own an Air Fryer.

“Ah, shove it! (ahem!) Anyways! Your Warrior of Light, Noland Oswell, has returned to the realm of Tumblr to share his thoughts and unveil various photos from his adventures across Eorzea and beyond!

“Nonsense, Luv. You’re a natural!”

A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES!