Extremely disorganised NinKoi thoughts (minus the FDs) (spoilers)
Disclaimer I haven't proofread this properly bcos I have too many thoughts so sorry if something doesn't make sense LMAO. I'll edit later if I'm bothered potentially.
I havent played the fds as of writing this, but once I do I'll probably make a separate post lmaooo
I also may or may not add more to this idk yet. Just thinking about writing it all up is making me tired lmfaoo
I've been thinking about doing a write up about shinobi koi utsutsu + the characters for a few weeks now bcos i cannot get it out of my head (ITS SO GOOD??? ITS SO FUCKING GOOD?? WHY DID I PUT IT OFF FOR SO LONG OMFGG) anyway i'll just leave these here in case anyone cares enough to read. I'll try to shorten it as much as possible bcos my Shun rambling turned out to be way too long even after shortening and that was just for one character...
I'll go in the order of the route order I did
KAEDE: HOLY SHIT I LOVE HER SO MUCH???? DEFINITELY IN MY ALL TIME FAVE HEROINES LIST SHES SOOOO AAAARGGHHHHH. I'm so glad there was like. Only one bad end for a cg bcos shes suffered so much i don't need her to suffer anymore. I love her so much and she deserves the world. I was annoyed (jokingly) at most of the lis very early on bcos they were so mean to her LMAOOO no one is allowed to be mean to Kaede π«π«(Hanzo was a whole other deal i'll. get to that in his write up. I do like him though, I don't actually think there's many lis i totally hate tbh)
Like at times it was mildly annoying bcos she'd be like, oh its all my fault, GIRL NO ITS NOT???? ITS LITERALLY NOT NEVER SAY THAT ABOUT YOURSELF AGAIN. grahghh and shes suffered so much but shes still so positive about everything somehow HOW?? I love her so much my god. She's amazing. I hope she is happy forever :,)) no more suffering
Yuri: i am so sorry to yuri i forgot most of his meromero moments BCOS THE SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT WAS SO FUCKING BAD i know i play a lot of otome games but im actually terrible with romance πanyway as a character though I absolutely love him and I tend to do glasses guys as my first routes anyway if there aren't any specific important route orders to follow or whatever. I really liked those scenes where he was quoting waka/poetry tho that was really cute :,)) hoho. I really admire how he keeps trying even though he feels like he'll never be as good as his brother (cos I was like that but i just gave up LMAOO at one point i realised I'd never be as good or smart as my siblings no matter how much I tried so I just stopped trying β οΈ) . Speaking of his brother I reallyyy wish he got a legit sprite. His meromero was by far the most embarrassing to watch I think, I had to speed thru some parts bcos it was killing me LMFAO. Personality wise, I think hes defs one of my faves (i say that but honestly the entire cast is just my fave. I dont think there's a single person I actively dislike) and his banter was great. I really think that confession scene in the good ending was really cute tho :,)) BUT WHY IS LITERALLY EVERYONE THERE LMAOOO
Sasuke: I liked him a lot more in every route that wasnt his own for some reason β οΈnot to say I didnt like his route!! I just cant recall a whole lot bcos i was mostly just excited to start garaiya's route but I was trying to stick to a soft route order. As a character tho i fucking LOVE this guy hes so nice and chill. Also hilarious- the scenes where he kept messing up phrases and Yuri continuously correcting him were so good (i just like any sort of comedy in general though so I'm heavily biased lmaoo). ALSO THAT SCENE WHERE HE CALLED GARAIYA OVER TO HELP HIM AND KAEDE DIG HOLES AND SET TRAPS RAGHHHHHH I LOVE GARAIYA AND IM SO GLAD HE FELT LIKE HE MADE A FRIEND. SASUKE SO NICE...... THANKS MAN... (mildly insane about garaiya btw i love that guy. I need to stop before this becomes the garaiya paragraph). Also I think it was in the harem route?? That part where he found a ruby for kaede in the mountains to apologise for being mean to her when they first met ARGHHGHRHUHHGFHDS HES SO NICE that was so cute to me. Sanada's a bitch for snatching that tho π give the poor guy his ruby back omg
Kuroudo: I kept calling this guy 'Kiri' during my entire live playthru so it feels so weird to call him Kuroudo LMAOO. DUDE HOLY SHIT THIS GUY IS LIKE. idk to me hes almost a perfect match with kaede. Not even almost he just IS but the thing is all the characters are just so top notch its hard to say that. I loved his route so much tho holy crap hes so nice. I really liked how at the start he lent his textbook to kaede (THE BAR WAS IN HELL I WAS SOO TIRED OF ALL THE GIRLS BULLYING HER AND GETTING AWAY WITH IT π on that note shoutout garaiya for suggesting we just curse them. Yet another common garaiya W) idk man it was getting on my nerves so bad bcos she would be bullied so much AND NO ONE WAS DOING ANTYHING ABOUT IT???? BRO?? also she kept going on about how it was understandable bcos shes poor and whatnot WRONG!!!!! LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER poor kaede it made me so sad to see her constantly blame herself :(( ANYWAY i tihnk they were reallly cute together. Also shoutout Tadahito- I was so sad that he got a sprite but Yuri's brother didnt- on that note, dude i didnt even fucking realise Tadahito had a route in the second game LMAOOO but I was really excited to see that bcos i love characters like that (shoutout nayuta from varibari)
ALSO DUDE THE BROTHERSSSS IT MADE ME SO HAPPY TO SEE THEM GET ALONG π speaking of, tadahitos route was painful bcos they started fighting and it was ripping my soul out :,(( the brothers.....
Garaiya: DUUUUDE. I wouldnt say that I have any overall favourite li out of every game ive played bcos I like them all for different reasons, but if anyone were to ask me if I had one, garaiya would instantly come to mind. His route hit really close to home with the whole outcast thing (average 'being that one disabled kid in primary school' experience π£οΈπ₯βΌοΈ) and it was jsut so painful man. It hurt so bad I just want him to be happy and have friends :(( I LOVED HIS ROUTE SO MUCH THOUGH. BROOO I LOVE KAEDE SO MUCH TOO THEYRE JUST HANGING OUT FR ππSO GOOD!!! I LOVE FRIENDSHIP garaiya route almost killed me (positive connotations) holy shit. When that part came where he had to choose between tokugawa or kaede and obvs he had no choice but to vanish right after the festival or else theyd kill kaede IT WAS SOOO PAINFUL. THE SUFFERING OTZ. ALSO I FEEL SO STUPID FOR NOT FIGURING OUT HE WAS FROM THE DATE CLAN EARLIER RAGHHHH ALL THE SIGNS WERE THERE OMFG. me when im fucking stupid!!!! i was kicking myself for a good portion of the route after that reveal ngl. Anyway also- WHY DOES HE REVERT BACK TO HIS PREVIOUS FORM IN THE SECOND GAME + FD. HELLO. that was rather disappointing but also I like the little guys (cursed dolls) bcos theyre cute but I like his true form better, tbh. He's so real though I love cringe characters . Bonus points for chuunibyou and being awkward as hell I love that guy so much 10/10.
I feel like out of every game, his confession scene is my absolute favourite (INGENIOUS!! IT WAS SO GOOD!!) ALSO im so glad he offered to curse kaede's classmates bcos they were bullying her hes so fucking real for that. Common garaiya W as usual. Man. Routes wise i liked the first game better overall than the second but second game was the best bcos garaiya had friends and I got to see him happy all the time :)) superb. Unbeatable (definitely not biased).
Speaking of the second game. WHY WOULD HE MAKE TADAHITO WEAR THAT FOR THE FESTIVAL ππ fucking jumpscare lmaooo I was not prepared to see that. Loved his (garaiya's) outfit tho.
ALSO WHAT THE HECK THAT COOL ASS ABODE THINGY HE MADE IN THE LIBRARY IS INSANE!! DUDE I WANT TO LIVE THERE THATS LIKE MY DREAM FURNISHING?? it was so cozy man. Top tier
Daisuke: real redemption moments, loved this guy by the end but i usually dont like playboy types so even tho i knew it was a front to cover up his true self it was still painful LMAOO. I dunno actually I dont have a whole lot to say- i liked him way more in his route after he dropped the act, but tbh i get why hes like that :( sad stuff. I just like all the characters bruh ive been saying 'yeah i liked this guy' to literally everyone :,D I REALLY liked that scene where kaede finds out how hes been getting back at her bullies for bullying her without her knowing tho, I was so tired of kaede getting bullied so much and NO ONE doing anything about it urghh. LMAOOO @ that scene it was literally just this for me:
Anyway when i found out about his backstory and how his step mothers treated him it was like. Real Horrified Moments bro what in the absolute fuck. Like holy fuck no wonder things are this way. But yeah his real personality wise, definitely one of my favourite characters (I think him and kaede r also super cute LMAO sorry thats just . me with every route .)
Also during the fight scene with tokugawa when he steps on anayama's head i was like, wow if this game had gory bad endings i could easily see one where his skull gets crushed in front of kaede π
Sanada: As a character, I like him, but route-wise idk im just like. Yeah he sure is a route! Sorry I dont have a ton to say on his route LMAO but i love him as a character. ACTUALLY during the fight scene with tokugawa IM SOO DISAPPOINTED WE DIDNT GET A CG OF HIS JUTSU?? I WAS LOOKING SO FORWARD TO THAT BUT WE JUST GOT SOME WATER AND LIGHTNING SFX π DUUUDE COME ONN. argh i was actually so cut about that. Shoutout to him realising kaede was getting bullied tho, and im glad the other lis realised that it wasnt her fault re: that blinding ball scene where the bullies acted like she was the one who messed up when it was them who tampered with it or summ, otherwise id be soo annoyed OTZ. Also the scenes where the lis were calling him out for liking kaede were actually pretty funny (possibly bcos I just love seeing all the characters interact together LOL)
Also in Hanzo route when he was teaching kaede the forbidden justu i was like bruh?? I had this internal conflict where i was like hmm. I really like sanada so i SHOULD trust him, bcos surely he has a good reason to (and it indeed was a good reason to) but at that point in Hanzo's route i was like dude what is going on who do I even trust anymore. Anyway yeah he's chill. Some of his cgs didnt look anything like him to me tho which was kinda putting me off OTZ
Harem route: I almost skipped this bcos I dont normally like harem stuff but this was actually the best route bcos everyone was friends with garaiya :) LMAO realistically tho, it is probably my overall favourite route with the game 1 cast bcos I just love seeing all the characters hang out and interact like that (SHOUTOUT YOJINBO!!!!!) and they were all so funny it was great. 10/10. Also i really like how yuri was drawn in the harem cg LMAO he looks like a cat. Sasukes meromero scene was painful bro i was just like. Not in front of his dad man cmon π but it was so fine it worked out so fine in the end bcos his dad realised she was related to kirihime and whatnot. ALSO FR THO SEEING EVERYONE INCLUDE GARAIYA IN THEIR PLANS AND SEEING HOW HAPPY THAT MADE HIM ARGHHHH I LOVE GARAIYA HE DESERVES EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH !!!!!! also kaede was so smart in this route I loved it so much. Mna it was just so good dude. I'm so glad i did this route ALSO THE OVERLAPPING VOICE LINES HELL YEAH!!!! i love overlapping voice lines it adds so much atmosphere.
Also when garaiya was so nervous to ask her to eat with him at the cafeteria WARGHH... GARAIYAAA...... AND THEN EVERYONE JOINED TO EAT WTIH HIM AND THEY WERE ALL SHARING THEIR FOOD... BRO THAT WAS THE FUCKING BEST!!!!!! I LOVE FRIENDSHIP SO MUCH!!!!!!! and they were all just joking around and stuff it was just so good man :,))!! ARHGHEKDAJBDGA i tihkn about tht so mcuh... it keeps me up at night i love them all somuch.. the besties....
Also it was so sudden but like, how sasuke magically convinced her bullies to stop bullying her (well not magically, but it felt really sudden to me LOL) it felt so out of nowhere but idrc honestly I just want her to have friends :,( i hate it when games dont give the heroines friends or something shes just so alone :(( and its so much worse when the guys are arseholes OTZ stop being mean to her !! shoutout ninkoi tho everyone is awesome. Anyway as sudden as that was it spared me much pain and suffering (i cant stand seeing kaede get bullied)
Tadahito: DUUUDE I FRKEAING LOVE THIS GUY HES SO WHOLESOME. ill be real at times he was so slow at stuff i was like DUUDE CMON.... like that time he almost got scammed (shoutout kaede for stopping him i love you kaede) but MAN idk. I feel really bad for him family wise and whatnot- hes trying so hard but he's just not as good as kuroudo and idk just seeing him so sad over that was :((. ALSO I HATED HOW THEY KEPT FIGHTING ππ PLEASE DONT MAKE THE BROTHERS FIGHT THIS IS SO PAINFUL TO WATCH . Man im glad it got resolved but also i felt so bad for kuroudo WHY WOULD THEY (writers) DO THATTTT RAGHHHH man it was suffering. I love tadahito tho THAT SCENE WHERE HE DIGS UP A FLOWER WITH THE ROOTS SO KAEDE COULD KEEP IT AND IT WOULDNT DIE ARGHHH,..... BROOOO....I FUCKNIG LOVE THIS GUY THAT WAS SO CUTE bro i cant take it anymore. HES SO NAYUTA FROM VARIBARI but i think i like tadahito better. ARGH so good.
ALSO in hanzo route when kuroudo was like. You are my pride! To tadahito ARFHHHHH THR BROTHERS πππ PLEASE NEVER MAKE THEM FIGHT EVER AGAIN π
Ukita: This one was really funny bcos for a good portion of his route i was just pissed as hell at him. Idk he just reminded me of shion from varibari and i really do not like shion!!! ππ but by the end i really liked him (as usual) (its hard for me to genuinely hate anyone) also about all the kobayakawa stuff and whatnot, like i get it bro :( understandable. It was really funny during that scene where kaede gets a cart from one of the teachers (suzuki??) to carry him around bcos right bfore that i was like. Kaede needs to get a wheelbarrow LMAOOO (disclaimer sorry if i sound rude as hell in the screenshots lmao I just think its funny to be dramatic i dont actually hate ukita)
Screenshots alone cannot encompass what i was feeling when that happened it was so fucking funny to me bcos it was RIGHT after i said that. During his actual route tho he was pissing me off so bad at times like man. Please eat ur own food what is this β οΈ during those scenes where kaede's girl friends were like. Bro what in the hell. I was like fr... at least I'm not the only one who thinks this is insane. Some of my live playthru reacts r so funny to me tho I keep going back to read thru it again LMAO
(Kujo from hatsukare renai debut sengen. Sigh. Man. Dont even get me started I actually liked him before his route and then i did his route and i was like BRUH. )
Honestly tho by the end he was pretty chill. I like ukita a lot actually, hes really nice to kaede and hes pretty real at times ngl. Like not eating bcos hes too lazy to (me fr) (its such a hassle to eat and i find no joy in food π)
ALSO WHEN KAEDE WAS LIKE. I HAVE SO MUCH I WANT TO LEARN FROM HIM LMAOOO
(disclaimer again i just like being dramatic bcos i think its funny to me please dont take that screenshot srsly lmao)
Also im starting to get tired so just take more screenshots of scenes i thought were funny
Anyway shoutout ukita route for being so funny to me. Common ninkoi W not a single bad route no matter how much i seem to dislike a character (<- guy who is almost incapable of genuinely disliking any character in the first place)
Hidetora: (who i just call toyotomi. I also just called daisuke anayama instead idk im just hella inconsistent with names lmao) HES SO GARAIYA AND ANAYAMA COMBINED FRRRR i love this guy actually. My first impression was terrible (how dare you say that to kaede) but nah hes chill. That scene where he moves the branches away from kaedes feet bcos its nighttime and she might trip (even tho shes a ninja lol) GAHHH so cute :,))) sooo cute. I also love how the way he talks and how he says stuff that makes everyone go what... (just like garaiya real). Altho that scene where gariaya was talking about how theyre both lonely people but toyotomi's circumstances are way different bcos hes the next shogun and garaiya is from a clan that was on tokugawa's side so hes an outcast ARGHH..... GGGHHH..... man. so sad. Also that scene where toyotomi buys daifuku with kiri before school and yuri is going off at them for hooligan activities but garaiya chimes in and hes more concerned that they went but he didnt get to go LMAOOOOO bro i love garaiya he just wants friends. I LOEV GARAIYA DUDE im so glad he had friends in the second game it made me so happy. fr all i caer about whether garaiya has friends or not LMAO
GHKJDAGADHGKJ MAN THAT SCENE WHERE GARAIYA WAS LIKE. 'I MAY NOT HAVE ANY LAND OR PEOPLE TO RULE BUT I HAVE YOU GUYS.. MY FRIENDS!!' DUUDE!!!! power of friendship is my favourite trope sorry im lame OTZ BUT MANNNN!!! GARAIYAAA
To the point where i totally forgot he liked kaede:
Sorry this is meant to be about toyotomi but im going off about garaiya again OTZ anyway yeah. I liked toyotomi a lot :) AND IT WAS SO FUCKING COOL HOW KAEDE COMBINED HER WIND JUTSU WITH HIS SWORD SKILLS LIKE ANAYAM DOES WITH SASUKES FIRE!! SOOO GOOD
Hanzo: Hanzo.... i hated this guy for a good chunk of the game bcos he kept tryna kill kaede and i had ENOUGH!! to the point where i was like bruh i dont even want to do his route (knowing FULL WELL he would probs becomes one of my fave charas bcos that almost always happens lmaooo the characters i hate initially tend to make it to my faves list) but honestly his meromero was my FAVOURITE easily (I just really like it when lis cry β οΈ pathetic loserguy fan). LIke if i had to rank it, Hanzo's meromero is easily my favourite and garaiya is probably second. Honestly i did really like hanzo by the end- i just felt really sorry for him tbh ALSO WHY IS THERE A SANADA END IN HIS ROUTE HELLO... IDK IT WAS SO RANDOM I DIDNT FEEL LIKE KAEDE WOULD LIKE HIM LIKE THAT??? i guess they really want to push for sanada π not that i particularly minded i guess it just felt like it happened out of nowhere. I need more hanzo content though i need to see him happy π (CANT WAIT TO PLAY THE FD)
I also loved how he just shoves sanada out of the way during that cafe scene in the school festival LMAO i had to make a separate save file for that scene it was too good
ALSO KAEDE IS SO FUCKING BADASS RE:FIGHTING SKILLS IN THIS ROUTE IT WAS SO EXCITING DURING THE TOURNAMENT
DUDE I WOULD KILL FOR NINKOI TO HAVE FIGHITNG MINIGAMES HOLY SHITTTT. Thats literally all i could think of during the fight scenes omfg. And losing the fighting minigame would lead to a bad end or summ - i would actually love that lmao. Like if there was a fighting game based off ninkoi, sanada would easily be the op guy (bro you cant even avoid his orochi jutsu) + his sword/ninja skills r just insane. Hanzo would probably be the second strongest, closely tied with garaiya i feel?? Idk i cant tell if garaiya or sasuke would be stronger. I feel like after sanada and hanzo they start to get pretty similar in terms of fighting skill, just with different strengths. Anyway I spent way too many nights awake thikning about a potential ninkoi fighting game and how hard it would go LMAOOO.
Anyway I tried to keep it as short as possible!! I had way more to talk about but tbh my hands r getting tired and im kinda not arsed anymore LMAOO. If you made it this far, wow I am so sorry for wasting your time but also thank you :,) here's a picture of my pigeon shes just chilling on the table with me rn watching me type this up LOL
I may be back after i play the fd!! potentially if im bothered enough!
Also heres Garaiya as well! I'm not particularly happy with this piece but you know what. Its so fine. It really does not matter honestly.