The Grand Optimist

isn't sleeping supposed to cure the tired sleepy? and yet

Cats never understand that you're helping them get their claws unstuck from fabric. They're just like "you're tormenting me at the worst possible time I hate you"

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

Really the main problem is politicians have forgotten they can be killed

i love the iron giant film like when are we ever gonna get another kid protag who openly hates american government officials 

if I miss another day of 3rd grade they're gonna put me in the fucking slammer

the grind never starts. i’m different

constantly opening and closing this app like a fridge

i have been staring at the ceiling since 2014