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spongebob is a gay twink and he’d let larry the lobster smash him

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

lol full offense but stop policing how frequently bisexuals date either genders. just cause i’ve dated 5 girls back to back doesn’t make me a lesbian, just like another bisexual woman who has dated 5 men back to back doesn’t make her straight. being bisexual means the person has the potential to be attracted to more than one gender and that’s it. what they do with it is their business so just let us live for crying out loud let us live.

“ 5 girls back to back doesn’t make me a lesbian “ Kinda makes it likely that you are more into girls than guys tho’. Guys are much more available as partners for women unless they are quite unattractive. But let’s imagine it was exactly equal that you would select a girl or a guy - that their sex genuinely was irrelevant, and that there was no difference in availability. I’m rusty at maths, but from memory, the chance it’s coincidence is (1/(2^5)) *100% = (1/32) *100% =  0.03125  *100% =3.125% Feel free to correct my maths - it’s been about 35 years now since i did probability. But if i was a betting man - i’m going to say my money is going to be on a woman for your next partner. Maybe you are a lesbian, and maybe dudes need to know that so they don’t get hurt? Just a thought.

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yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block

I’m a boy and I had this phone in middle school and everyone was jealous

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