Noir Gato

dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?

make out with a frenemy. buy noise cancelling headphones. wear office inappropriate attire. quit a toxic workplace. improve your apartment. start a dog walking sidegig. get on first name basis with your local librarians. bully politicians at town hall meetings. get an unexpected piercing. cultivate farmer's market connections. trade recipes with a gossipy old neighbor. unionize your apartment complex. move to the countryside. let a friend take you larping. keep a sword on your mantleplace

get a tattoo on your 40th birthday. be tempted to buy a loom. do a charity drag show. sue your landlord. buy a really nice kitchen appliance. volunteer at an anarchist soup kitchen. rediscover a tv show you watched when you were 8. spam your state senators. shop at asian grocery stores. do cosplay. buy trans flags in bulk and mount them along the highway. go viral for unexpected reasons. move in with your best friend. make lemoncello with leftover lemon rinds. run for school board membership. explore pegging.

[me performing grounding ritual] okay name 1 person that would die to be you, 3 people that would die to fuck you, and 5 people that would die to kill you

reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears ........ he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE

oh this is a life saver

Making basic storecupboard or fridge ingredients less basic and more nutritious.

I told my friend that I am going to eat in bed until I’m 25 years old and she told me that she woke up with a pizza lunchable on her face once.

I had a dream I was in your room. You were eating yellow grapes. You showed me pictures you captured of ghosts. I touched you. It felt real. It felt sad.

I think ghost hunting would be a really cool career. you could get away with sleeping all day and then at night yelling profanities at ghosts and threatening to catch them. you can probably drink and smoke too for ghost catching purposes. I bet the equipment you’d use is cool too. Who knows.

Remember when you broke my heart? Remember all the sadness? The last night I saw you We jumped through sprinklers And saw ghosts It was bittersweet Because we both knew it was the end. I made myself stop thinking about you So I could stop the pain I was happy. But now, a year and then some later, I’m fucking you every night Scared shitless of what’s to come. I leave smelling like you and smiling And realizing how dumb I am For doing this To myself Again.