Optimus and him at the drive thru —
Optimus: Can I get an energy drink and two jelly-filled donuts? Him, squinting: You like jelly-filled donuts? Optimus: Normally no because I don’t like how they squish in my mouth, but these ones are different. Him: No they’re not. Thinking about it is going to make me gag. Optimus, receiving the donuts: Oh. They’re heart shaped. Drive-thru attendant: Have a good day, love. Optimus, turning fully to him: Why don’t you call me that? Him:















