Harry's babe

delicious bitable love handles

harry probably ejaculates $100 bills 

That would explain why Louis ass is worth a million bucks

I was talking about Harry Potter, who the fuck is Louis 

one direction is kind of like that tv show that starts out all cute and innocent but by the third season everything’s gone crazy and doesn’t make sense but you keep watching because you have to

#you know it will get better and everything will make sense in hindight and your ship is endgame so you have to push through (strangenewfriends)

You know, even if Harry or Louis hadn’t auditioned for The X Factor I’m 876% certain they would’ve found each other some other way, cause fate doesn’t fuck around.

#same #in this universe they met in the bathroom at bootcamp#but in another one they met at the script concert #and in another at uni#and in another on holiday with their families #and in another in a bar in london#but they always always meet

I hope the rest of One Direction is hand feeding Niall strawberries and fried chicken while they tend to his every need cause he’s their little injured kitten