I was one thing, now I'm being another

at one point ilya is like ugh i hate that i still have an accent its so stupid ive lived here longer than i did in russia now and shanes like ??? thats like at least 43% of your hotness???! and it leads to cute banter but from then on out shane has this constant fear in the back of his head that he wakes up one day to ilya sounding like HEY HELLO HOW ARE YOU *over the top american accent* and its- hed still love him but...

“Do you see me as cattle to milk whenever you grow thirsty” was really something

mother please how will we survive the winter

I think when anyone is trying to write a child, start from here because this is EXACTLY how I remember feeling as a child.

I have raised SEAGULLS

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me