~Noel's Roost~

Sperm-covered kneesocks and new shoes~  <3

Taken after a few months of wearing these on my sweaty feet~  :3

Another of my favorite photos of these socks, taken when they were appropriately wet~.  :3

Lifting up my legs to show off the soles of these dirty things in bed~

Yet another totally sfw photo~

A pretty old photo from when these thighhighs were brand new~. Also, totally sfw

A photo from when these socks were well on their way to being suitably dirty.  :p

I sometimes almost forget just how dirty these socks are since I keep this same pair on my sweaty feet pretty much every single day and it’s hard to recall what a ‘clean’ pair of socks looks, feels or smells like. (Needless to say, I’d really prefer the look, feel and smell of a filthy, sweaty pair like these any day, personally~.)

Also totally sfw~

Totally sfw

I’ve never washed them a single time before and definitely never plan to. I was never very fond of washing my socks to begin with, and after I saw how cute these white thighhighs looked after being worn for a few weeks, I decided I’d just never wash my socks again (any of them, but especially not these ones). That was all the way back in January of 2016, so, about 3 and a half years ago. :p

Don’t you just wanna drag your tongue along them?  <3

An old photo I rather like, taken with flash. Really brought out the pale, creamy whiteness of my skin~   x3

A quick photo from earlier in the day, right after spending two hours doing things outside in the heat. My socks were so wet and smelly and stuck to my feet by the time I slipped my shoes off -right when they’re most lickable, of course~.  :3

Back from when these socks were still fairly new, and nowhere near as filthy or smelly as they are by now. :p

Let’s see how smart this robot is