AND RUNS.

today I’m feeling cloudy with a chance of sarcastic 

my last words will probably be sarcastic

It’s kinda attractive when someone can reply to your sarcasm with sarcasm instead of just getting offended 

i will probably be found primarily over at angie today !!   @wartender

heres a joke: my father

when ur popups don’t work on ur other account and u can’t figure out why so you just quietly die a slow death :’) 

it’s official,  @lidojed is the best and i now owe them my firstborn and my already unending love for them and their writing <3 im love you thank you for the advice !!!!!!   it worked i’m so relieved i’m crying

sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments 

big o’s got grade(y) a+ meat, makes the best o faces, @chaordiic