"A Fantasy that Made up a Reality"

I would NEVER recommend something so legally ambiguous and clearly unethical. Which is why I’m sharing this widely. So you guys all know to never do such a thing. Ever. Because it would be bad. Make sure to reblog so others know not to ever do this very wrong thing. And definitely make sure you know what color the parking tickets in your city are. Maybe hold onto one for reference in case you ever worry that you might accidentally do this. Keep it in your car so you can look at it sometimes and say “It would be wrong to use this as a fake ticket to prevent getting a real ticket.” 

Make sure that you don’t research what the color of tickets is in the place you are parking, such as safety orange for boston

you and me both josh

In Virginia you can be jailed for 6 months being older than 13 Trick or Treating door to door. At 12 you can get a misdemeanor. I was trick or treating up til I was 16, full costume and everything. Why are we punishing children for being children, and punishing adults holding on to a part of their childhood?

I had to go look this up because I thought uh-uh, nobody would be that assholish. Surprise! They’ve since *generously* removed the jail time and raised the ban age to 14.

Even though I'm 19 now...I miss trick or treating. People shouldn't be punished for this stuff, it gives them joy. I'm still a kid at heart.

Okay so I’m going to be rebloging a bunch of screamer warnings so you guys can stay safe love you all ❤

I love you for sharing all these