No Context Wife

"We have too many unspecified, brown gooes"

"I DON'T KNOW, because no law-abiding engineer is going to be using millimetres of mercury"

"I think more situations in life should have a button board"

"Well, falling doesn't take very long"

"I don't remember the General Filth layer of trifle"

"everyone's too sleepy for arson?"

"I just don't think bananas are the way"

"Well. There's a reason you married me. Because John Green wasn't available"

"Golly. That's too many tortoises, even if you don't have a terminal illness"

"Yep. This is why I don't work at the mushroom accelerator"

Poor communication leads to drunkenness

"There are enough things in our lives outside of our control. Let's not have botulism be one of them"