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"Ha ha! Fear my donut of power!"

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"Why are you walking like that?"

"I don't know how to walk with a ballsack..."

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"No, I was thinking, I'm just stupid."

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"There we go, banana pudding! I don't even like banana pudding, but it's better than that cursed image..."

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"Why is that sandwich in a tree?"

"...What?"

"Nevermind, it turned into a butterfly and flew away."

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"Stop being a fucker."

*beaming proudly* "No. It's one of my favorite pastimes."

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"Bill and Ted?!"

"Yeah."

"Why did you name your Palkia and Dialga Bill and Ted?!"

"Because they're time and space."

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"Fuck yeah-"

"Concrete!"

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"That fucking dung beetle hurt my duck!"

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"You can't just throw candy at the child and expect them to stop being mad at you."

"I dunno, it's always worked for me."

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"I'm a dingo ghost, give me the baby."

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*making weird beatbox/doo doo noises with her mouth*

*laughing*

"What? You got a problem with me vibin'?"

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"You'd think you never worked a goddamn day in your life with those baby hands."

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*screams* "NO!"

"Did you pour it on yourself?"

"Almost!"

"This is why you sit up to pour salad dressing!"

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"I'll steam your butt... With my butt."

"You're gonna fart on me?"

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"This dude's mom that I've never met is feeding me mangoes. How baller is that?"

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"Mmmm, fire."

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