Out of Context Quotes

I just spent the whole time we were talking riding up and down the road on my bicycle catching pigs.

The end. They fell in married.

The stepsisters were a porcupine and a beetle. The stepmother was... a porcupine.

Your uterus is not a hostile zone. It will not spontaneously combust in a baby.

Alpaca by Design, Llama by Choice." . "At first I thought you said lava.

He was eating a bowl of cereal while he drived.

I hope you game a Norway!

They go between her legs." . "My clothes are molesting me!

But it's black... like black people.

Cause I save everything like an OCD squirrel.

My momma's a man! Oh my god, those poor pregnant man babies.

What's an 'f'?" . "It's a letter." . "It's okay, we know you forget things in your old age.

Shut up! Stop making me laugh, you hookers!

It's like a baker's dozen but better!" . "Because it sings!

Things were coming crashing down his ears. Like grapes. You know, *shoomp.*

You can be like Jesus! Through your pain we shall gain entry to heaven.

All the thoughts in my head feel kind of slippery.