dumb idiot bastards

em and i have shared graves and the tombs read: vessels for chuck norris

straight from the aloe vera titty

i mean sure like hey my name’s abby, have you ever went in the exit door just for the thrill of it

I Have Not Physically Murdered Anyone

98% of the earths population are scared of clowns and the other 2% are clowns

okay none of us are REAL clowns, just in a metaphorical sense

i will, as the toddlers say, go feral

u jus gonna eat a whole ass watermelon like thats a fuckin thing ppl do

2001 Justin Timberlake died and the spirit possessed fetus Ken

As soon as you start dramatically leaving I just turn back to my phone and sip my herbal tea while I listen to your body bounce off the walls

rae: The remixes are killing me

ken: these are MY organs, i wrote my name on them which means theyre MINE

Funny story about cereal and apple juice

ames: youd have to drink my tears, do u want that?

could ken live if their bloodstream was just saline

me injecting ken w the common cold: death in days

everyone: why is your blood Clear What The Fuck