barney barton

complies THIS MEME // THIS MEME // THIS MEME

ADD ++ FOR REVERSE

[ attention ] for your muse to touch mine as a way of getting their attention

[ wake ] for your muse to wake mine

[ cover ]  for your muse to cover mine with a blanket or a jacket

[ lift ] for your muse to give mine a hand stepping up or over something etc.

[ kiss ]  for your muse to come up to mine and kiss them without warning

[ run ] for your muse to run their fingers through mine’s hair

[ braid ] for your muse to braid mine’s hair

[ embrace ]  for your muse to hold mine

[ smile ] for your muse to smile at mine from across the room

[ wave ] for your muse to gesture to mine to come closer

[ panic ] for your muse to grab mine’s arm or get behind them in a moment of danger

[ touch ] for your muse to rest their forehead against mine’s

[ weep ]  for your muse to catch mine crying

[ eat ] for your muse to offer mine food

[ hit ] for your muse to attack mine

[ love ] for your muse to touch mine as a show of affection or reassurance

[ nap ] for your muse to fall asleep against mine

[ rest ] for your muse to rest their head in mine’s lap

[ look ] for your muse to catch mine staring

[ seduce ] for your muse to touch mine sexually

[ help ] for your muse to lean on mine for support

[ give ] for your muse to offer mine their arm

[ entwine ] for your muse to hold mine’s hand

[ laugh ] for your muse to laugh at something mine did

[ dance ] for your muse to dance with mine

[ sit ] for your muse to pull mine into their lap

[ yell ] for your muse to calm mine down

[ cry ] for your muse to wipe mine’s tears away

[ dream ] for my muse to share dream with yours

[ nightmare ] for your muse to wake mine from a nightmare

[ surprise ] for your muse to show up at mine’s house without explanation

[ fix ] for your muse to treat mine’s injury

[ sacrifice ] for your muse to get hurt protecting mine

[ guard ] for your muse to step between my muse and danger

[ taste ] for your muse to cook for mine

[ sing ] for your muse to sing to mine 

[ goodbye ] for my muse kissing and/or hugging your muse goodbye

[ secrets ]   my  muse  sharing/confiding  a secret

[ bloody ]   for your  muse  coming  to  my  muse  with  blood  stains 

[ drunk ]   your  muse  takes  care  of my very drunk muse 

[ bed ]  my  muse wakes up in  the  same bed as your muse with little  recollection  of  the  night  before

[ scream ]   my  muse  hears  your  muse  scream  and  runs  to  them

[ trail ]   my  muse  watches  as  your  muse  traces  one  of  my  muses  scars,  asking  them  about  it

[ piggyback ]   my  muse  gives  yours  a  piggyback  ride

[ jump ]   my  muse  holding  yours  up  by  their  thighs

[ carry ]   my  muse  carries  your  muse  to  their  house

[ lighter ]   my  muse  pulls  out  a  lighter  and  lights  it  for  your  muse  to  use  to  light  their  cigarette

[ shot ] my  muse  gets  shot  and  struggles  to  your  muses for aid

[ wound ] my  muse  patches  and  bandages  a  wound  your  muse  has  gotten

[ fight ]   my  muse  stops  your  muse  from  getting  into  a  physical  fight  with  someone  else

[ arrest ]   your  muse  finds  my  muse  arrested  in  cuffs  

[ hospital ]   my  muse  awakens  in  a  hospital,  finding  your  muse  by  their  side,  asking  what  happened

[ betrayal ] my  muse  finds  out  that  your  muse  has  betrayed  them and  confronts  them  about  it

[ nude ] my  muse  walks  in  on  your  muse  accidentally  seeing  them  naked

[ karaoke ]  for our muses to sing together

[ wet ]   your muse  strips  down  to  their  under  garments  and  runs  into  the  water,  motioning  for my muse  to  join  them

[ crawl ]  for  your  muse  to  crawl  into  bed  with  mine .

[ flower ]  for  your  muse  to  offer  my  muse  their  favourite  flower

[ gift ]  for  my  muse  to  surprise  your muse  with  a  gift

[ homemade gift ]  for  my  muse  to  make  your muse  a  gift

[ bestow ] for your muse to give my muse a gift, bought or handmade ( bonus if you add what it is )

[ serenade ]  for  my  muse  to  sing  to  your  muse

[ caress ]  for  your  muse  to  gently  run  their  hand  down  my  muse’s  face

[ caught ]  for  your  muse  to  catch  my  muse  wearing  their  shirt .

[ love letter ]  for  your  muse  to  give  my  muse  a  love  letter  they  wrote  for  them

[ boop ]  for  your  muse  to  boop  my  muse  on  the  nose

[ date ]  for  my muse  to  ask  your  muse  to  go  on  a  date

[ confess ]  for my muse  to  confess  their  feelings  to  your  muse

send a number for a hug! feel free to combine prompts.

a hug with a forehead kiss

a relieved hug

a hug to say sorry

a hug from behind

a good morning hug

a goodnight hug

a hug where one muse picks the other up

the hug that comes after a bad dream

a hug that isn’t returned

a ‘ please don’t go ’ hug

a hug for good luck

the hug that comes after a rough day

an angry hug

a hug where one muse uses the other as a pillow

a ‘ just to say i love you ’ hug

a goodbye hug

a hug where one muse stops the other from collapsing

the hug that lasts longer than the rest

the hug that ends too soon

an overjoyed hug

a tearful hug

a protective hug

episode four - git gone

❝ d’ya mind ? ❞

❝ best drinks have self defining names. you order a manhattan, god knows what you’re gonna get, but you order a gin and tonic, a jack and coke, it’s not just a name. it’s a command. ❞

❝ how long you’ve been working here for ? ❞

❝ ooh, that’s bad luck. ❞

❝ don’t do it. ❞

❝ i was waiting for you. ❞

❝ why’d you help me ? ❞

❝ you’re really not very good at this; i saw you coming a mile off. ❞

❝ are you trying to recruit me ? ❞

❝ you could be a world class thief. ❞

❝ you look like you could get anything you want just by asking for it. ❞

❝ what d’ya say, huh ? ❞

❝ hang on a minute. i’m sorry. ❞

❝ i owe you one. i feel beholden. ❞

❝ let me buy you a drink. ❞

❝ let’s go somewhere. ❞

❝ so you are a thief. ❞

❝ the weak spot, see ––– all you need is one. and it’s usually people’s attention. ❞

❝ show me. ❞

❝ oh, god. ten years, and [ … ] has NEVER looked at me like that. ❞

❝ there’s a lesson in there somewhere. ❞

❝ my grandma always had cats. she said that they could see ghosts when we can’t, and warn you of thieves. ❞

❝ do you ever worry about what will happen if you keep stealing ? ❞

❝ do you believe in the afterlife ? ❞

❝ all i know is there’s more than i know. ❞

❝ yeah, i think that might sound wiser than it is. ❞

❝ when you die, you rot. it’s a fixed system. physics doesn’t take sundays off. ❞

❝ my parents believed in everything. father, son, holy ghost, spirit filled and full of the light of god. they taught me all of it, chapter and verse. ❞

❝ i went to bed every night in a world full of magic where anything was possible. ❞

❝ it’s like everything that made the world anything more than what it is is just –– stories. like snake oil. but worse, because snakes are real. ❞

❝ i wanted to get that magic back so bad, but one day i just accepted the fact that i couldn’t, because life is just not that interesting. ❞

❝ don’t look at me like that. ❞

❝ the fun is just getting started. ❞

❝ i could teach you to fight. ❞

❝ hey, you want coffee ? ❞

❝ are we pregnant ? ❞

❝ what i’m about to say may sound irrational to you, but i have all sorts of rational reasons for saying it, and doing it. ❞

❝ say it, and we’ll talk about whether or not you should do it. ❞

❝ are we … discussing this, or are you telling ? ❞

❝ there’s some wiggle room. ❞

❝ are you unhappy ? because i’m happy, okay, you make me happy. ❞

❝ yes, i see that you’re happy. from this side of it. the wrong side of it. and i think maybe i resent not being happy. not resent you, just … resent. ❞

❝ do you still love me ? ❞

❝ we are like a history book. we’re established fact. we don’t change. ❞

❝ i represent FAILURE to you ? ❞

❝ i can take it. if you’re on the other side. i can make it if you can. can you wait for me ? ❞

❝ just glad that i could be here to help you, you know ? ❞

❝ hey, don’t stay here alone tonight. ❞

❝ why did you say that ? ❞

❝ come on, [ … ] , say what you mean. ❞

❝ last night was a one time thing. you were there. and thank you, but we’re not doing this. we did this. and now it’s done. ❞

❝ you don’t love him. not the way he loves you. ❞

❝ is that all this was ? just fun ? ❞

❝ are you saying no ? ❞

❝ i lived my life, good and bad. definitely not light as a feather. ❞

❝ in life, you believed in nothing, so you will go to nothing. you will be done. ❞

❝ there is nowhere else for you to be. ❞

❝ tears have fallen for you. ❞

❝ do i get a say in this ? ❞

❝ death is not a debate. ❞

❝ how many do you think have come before you, all with promises and threads and offers of gold, glory, love ? who are you to misguide me from my duty ? ❞

❝ you are but a man, not even one i should remember. ❞

❝ i’m gonna come in now. i’m gonna come in now, okay ? ❞

❝ is this a haunting ? are you haunting me ? ❞

❝ does [ … ] know ? ❞

❝ i’m a vulgar woman. anger and grief have just really made me vulgar. ❞

❝ god, you know, i should thank you. it’s so much easier grieving someone when you’re glad they’re dead. ❞

❝ oh, fuck your feelings. ❞

❝ everybody has feelings, everybody cares about what they feel. i don’t care about what you feel. i care about what you think. what do you think about what you did ? ❞

❝ what was your big lie, [ … ] ? ❞

❝ i love [ … ] … loved [ … ]. love [ … ]. i love [ … ]. (s)he’s the light of my life. ❞

❝ you, i remember. ❞

❝ there is nothing i can do to lighten your heavy heart. ❞

❝ your heavy heart sank you like a stone, right back where you last left off. ❞

❝ was it love ? ❞

❝ love will always have you at a disadvantage. ❞

❝ many is the man who would take any version of his lost love rather than leave his love lost. ❞

kiss  prompts  for  starters  and/or  drabbles.  feel  free  to  make  changes  as  you  see  fit.  enjoy  !  <3

hand  kiss.

cheek  kiss.

neck  kiss.

back  kiss.

forehead  kiss.

ear  kiss.

nose  kiss.

shy  kiss.

happy  kiss.

surprise  kiss.

angry  kiss.

crying  kiss.

rough  kiss

soft  kiss.

quick  kiss.

platonic  kiss.

jealous  kiss.

first  kiss.

last  kiss.

clumsy  kiss.

uninterested  kiss.

blown  kiss.

awkward  kiss.

drunk  kiss.

bloody  kiss.

sensual  kiss.

dying  kiss.

secret  kiss.

teasing  kiss.

against  the  wall  kiss.

alleyway  kiss.

rain  kiss.

before  bed  kiss.

goodbye  kiss.

‘i’m  sorry’  kiss.

‘i  missed  you’  kiss.

‘good  morning’  kiss.

“you’ve been fighting again.”  

“now will you get some rest?”

“help me overcome my anger.”

“you’ve had a bad fever, but i’ve taken care of it.”

“not everyone is meant to be a warrior.” 

“you’re a tough one.”

“not until i know you’re okay.”

“it’s a brutal world.”

“promise me that you won’t let yourself die here.”

“there are greater battles to be won – battles of the heart.”

“look, you’re wounded.”

“you weren’t going to say goodbye? you were just going to leave?”

“sometimes, with patience and reason and by setting a good example, i have won more than a fight. i have turned my adversary into a friend.”

“but… you’ve killed before.”

“now, try not to look so sad.”

“you can’t force people to be just and decent.”

“i saw too much death here.”

“what are you humming?”

“you’re lucky i found you when i did.”

“anger is our enemy. greed and fear are also our enemies.”

“well, you survived. that’s something.”

“but once again your courage saved us.”

“let your feelings guide you.”

“our destinies lie along different paths.”

“life tests you! every day it brings you new chances for triumph or defeat.” 

“we sing a song of thanksgiving.”

“who taught you to fight like that?”

“that you survived at all is a credit.”

“is it really you?”

“but it’s not unreasonable to hate a lying, scheming, cowardly murderer.”  

‘  and i’m done. adios, bitches!  ’

‘  be nice or i’ll push you off the ladder.  ’

‘  butterflies are not your friend.  ’

‘  did you also know that bad people do bad things sometimes?  ’

‘  did you know that sometimes vin diesel can come into your work and shoot up the place with a machine gun?  ’

‘  did you seriously just leave to go look at a bug outside?  ’

‘  dinosaurs and penguins are the same thing, right?  ’

‘  don’t come in the bathroom, i’m currently dying.  ’

‘  emo sing-along time!  ’

‘  i didn’t find my courage, but i found john winchester faster than sam and dean did so that’s an accomplishment.  ’

‘  i didn’t push you, you willingly went in!  ’

‘  i don’t like it when someone comes in the bathroom when i’m pooping and poop bombs me.  ’

‘  i fucking suck at math. you should know this by now.  ’

‘  i had a dream i was gay and it was great so i bought this rainbow lighter this morning.  ’

‘  i left my brain at home today.  ’

‘  i threw away your banana and i’m stealing your donut.  ’

‘  if i die eating this vending machine breakfast burrito just know that i think you’re awesome and i will miss you.  ’

‘  in here, your imagination’s your best friend.  ’

‘  is this how the world ends? rainfall? ouch.  ’

‘  it’s that good 2006 emo shit.  ’

‘  i’m always heavily, heavily medicated.  ’

‘  i’m currently having the time of my damn life if you must know.  ’

‘  i’m cute as fuck, but i’m dumber than rocks.  ’

‘  i’m not a fucking baby so stop saying i am!  ’

‘  i’m pissed off because she got pissed at me for no reason.  ’

‘  i’m running behind. my plant got decapitated when i was cooking breakfast.  ’

‘  i’m scared of heights and i want to die.  ’

‘  i’m watching tv, everybody shut up!  ’

‘  i’ve almost died about twenty times total today.  ’

‘  i’ve almost had 39 heart attacks today alone.  ’

‘  let’s get emo up in this bitch.  ’

‘  mad at me? i didn’t fucking do anything.  ’

‘  now i’ve had the time of my life and i owe it all to… this dumb ass job that’s gotta get done.  ’

‘  oh great, i’ll die knowing that the worst worker here loves me.  ’

‘  oh yay… there’s a video…  ’

‘  okay, so you need to be in a bubble today.  ’

‘  she has an octopus tattoo on her asshole and i think that’s beautiful.  ’

‘  she saved my life. i thought there was a spider on my back and she was gonna move it, but it was actually just my hair. she’s a life saver.  ’

‘  she thinks i should be scared of her? i’m not scared of anybody. it’s me they should be scared of.  ’

‘  shove a cigarette in there for the wasps to smoke while they die.  ’

‘  shut the fuck up, you’re always cold.  ’

‘  shut up, i’m making dinosaurs!  ’

‘  someone’s gotta be thrown under the bus and it’s not gonna be me.  ’

‘  someone’s having a hissy fit!  ’

‘  stop stealing my fucking chair!  ’

‘  stop trying to hold my hand, i need to poop!  ’

‘  there are no rules in this place.  ’

‘  there’s no smiling allowed here.  ’

‘  this is actually the day from hell.  ’

‘  this is lawless land.  ’

‘  those noises were coming from you?!  ’

‘  until you get past the first three months, you’re just another cute face to me.  ’

‘  we broke her.  ’

‘  we don’t associate with people named linda. it’s just a rule.  ’

‘  we don’t even know how to function now.  ’

‘  welcome to the island of misfits.  ’

‘  well, i woke up wanting to cry and now i’m here. how’s your day?  ’

‘  what do you need? you’re interrupting my serial killer podcast!  ’

‘  what, you’re not having fun?  ’

‘  what. the. actual. fuck.  ’

‘  when you leave, your cat’s just sluttin’ it up with other people. she probably has a tinder and everything.  ’

‘  you didn’t hire me to be good at math.  ’

‘  you guys, this is a great day.  ’

‘  you pushed me into a box and tried to kill me!  ’

‘  you’re gay too? you’re gonna fit in great here.  ’

‘  you’re gonna die and i’ll laugh when it happens.  ’

❛   what  are  you  doing?   ❜

❛   what ,  you’re  going  to  kill  me?  ❜

❛   fuck !  put  the  gun  down !  please , come on !  it’s  me ,  alright ?  ❜

❛   what  are  you  doing  with  that ?   ❜

❛   please ..  don’t  do  this  anymore !   ❜

❛   let  her/them/him  go  or  i’ll  blow  you  away !  ❜

❛   wait ! okay …  okay !  okay , i’ll  tell  you ,  whatever  you  want  to  know  ..   ❜

❛   you  point  that  thing  at  me  you  better  pull  the  trigger .  ❜

❛   alright , alright , alright  ..  i’ll talk !   ❜

❛   please ,  just  let  me  go ,  i  won’t  tell  anyone …  i  promise  .  ❜

❛   let  me  out  of  here !   let  me  go !   ❜

❛   you’re  not  getting  away  this  time  …  ❜

❛   actually ,  i  think  i  better  get  going  …   it’s  late  and  …   ❜

❛   come  on !  fight  back !  fight  back !  fight  back  you  coward !   ❜

❛   come  on ,  hit  me !   ❜

❛   do  it !  pull  the  trigger !  do  it  ,  do  it  ,  do  it !   ❜

❛   come  and  find  me  …  polo !  ❜

❛   i  don’t  want  to  hide  anymore ,  i  don’t  want  to  be  afraid  anymore  …   ❜

❛   you   keep   saying   you’re   going   to   stop   but   you   don’t !  ❜

❛   how   many   more   people   need   to   die   before   you’re   satisfied ?  ❜

❛   why   are   you   doing   this ?   ❜

❛   don’t   come   any   closer  ,   that’s   far   enough  .   ❜

❛   if   you  don’t   pull   the   trigger   i’ll   pull   it   for   you  !   ❜

❛   i  thought  that  you  were  in  danger  …   ❜

❛   you’re  dangerous  …  i ,   i  just  don’t  want  to  end  up  dead ..   ❜

❛   i  promise  i  won’t  hurt  you  …    ❜

❛   can  you  please  stop  screwing  with  my  mind ,  god  !   ❜

❛   i  don’t  want  to  be  here  anymore ,  please ,  can  we  go  back ?   ❜

❛   um  ….  i’m  not  sure  i  want  to  go ,   thanks   anyway  ..   ❜

❛   that  sounds  dangerous  ….   i’m  in .   ❜

❛   i  don’t  know ,  it  sounds  awfully  dangerous  …  ❜

❛   stay  back  or  i  will  rip  your  head  off  !  ❜

❛   i  think  …   this   is   wrong ,  no .  i  can’t  just  stand  by   and   watch   it  .   ❜

❛   do  you  think  you  would  ever  hurt  me  like  that ?   ❜

❛   i  can’t  be  with  someone  who  could  hurt  me  like  that  …  ❜

❛   this  is  not  love  !   it   is   obsession  !   a   sick  one  at   that  !  ❜

❛   are  you  following  me  ?   what  …   what  do  you  want  ?   money  ?   ❜

❛   please  …  i  have  money ,   just  let  me  go  .  ❜

❛   i  don’t  think  you  realize  how  the  dangerous  this  game  is  ..   ❜

❛   it’s  not  just  a  game  !   ❜

❛   if  you’re  in  some  kind  of  trouble ,  you  can  tell  me  .   ❜

❛   come  on  ,   it’s  just  a  game ,  what  could  go  so  wrong  ?   ❜

❛   are  you  the  one  that’s  been  watching  me  ?   stalking  me  ?  ❜

❛   actually ,  do  you  mind  if  we  just  stop/pull  over  here  ?   ❜

❛   what  are  you  doing ?   you  missed  the  stop  back  there ?   ❜

❛   hello ?   is   someone  there  ?   ❜

❛   you’re  scaring  me  …   ❜

“I know greatness lies in you but from here on in.. history has its eyes on you.”

 Eli Bradley aka Patriot from Marvel’s Young Avengers. Penned by Alek.

you don’t believe in that kind of stuff, do you?

no, baby bear. come on, open the door.

that’s enough. i want you calm. i want you cool.

calm down, it’s me. i got you, ___. i’ve got you.

you take me, you leave them alone.

___? i’m so cold.

that’s not you talking.

i’m all right, doc.

what the fuck are we doing all the way out here?

now move nice and slow. you’ve been asleep for ___ days. 

it shows you things. horrible things.

you’ll never be alone again. you’re with me now.

you’re going to experience a little disorientation, you understand?

come on, baby, don’t let me down.

whatever it is, ___, it better be good.

who knows where it’s been. what it’s seen. or what it’s brought back with it.

i need a sedative! now!

place looks like it’s never been used.

i know i wasn’t there when you needed me.

hell is only a word. the reality is much, much worse.

the darkness inside me.

this attractive piece of paper represents space time.

well you can kiss my ass, ___, ‘cause i’m done.

hey! no more ball in the house.

save yourself from hell.

well, fuck layman’s terms. do you speak english?

i’ve been so alone.

i’m your best friend, okay, and i’m the life saver and the heartbreaker.

where we’re going, we won’t need eyes to see.

if you could see the things i’ve seen, you wouldn’t try to stop me.

sorry about that, mama bear.

this place is a tomb.

looks like ___ got a case of the willies.

————   SEASON   1   EPISODE   1.   AKA   LADIES   NIGHT.

❛  cheaters are good for business.  ❜ 

❛  knowing it’s real means you gotta make a decision.  ❜ 

❛  tell me i’m getting off on ruining your already shitty life.  ❜ 

❛  people do bad shit.  ❜ 

❛  people do bad shit. i just avoid getting involved with them.  ❜ 

❛  you’re lying, aren’t you?  ❜ 

❛  whoever he is, he’s not as good as me.  ❜ 

❛  is being drunk an excuse?  ❜ 

❛  you’re not protecting me.  ❜ 

❛  i’m not going to beg. i’m going to ask you though, very strongly.  ❜ 

❛  phew. i questioned my whole worldview for a second.  ❜ 

❛  this has gone a long way for me liking and trusting you.  ❜ 

❛  why? why are you whispering?  ❜ 

❛  you gotta know when to walk away.  ❜ 

❛  you use sarcasm to distance people.  ❜ 

❛  she could be in a cult!  ❜

❛  they said there was no evidence of a crime being committed.  ❜

❛  i’m making an experimental time lapse film of a year in my life, so…  ❜

❛  i found him on craigslist.  ❜

❛  it’s called google maps, moron.  ❜

❛  you’re… one of them.  ❜

❛  you’re not normal!  ❜

❛  it’s people like you who give people like you a bad name.  ❜

❛  he claims you and i quote, lifted his car overhead and threatened him with your laser eyes.  ❜

❛  look, if you’re gonna call me volatile or whatever else, i’m really not in the mood.  ❜

❛  was that a compliment?  ❜

❛  you’re local, you’re hot, drinking alone…  ❜

❛  i don’t get asked on a lot of second dates.  ❜

❛  i’m just trying to make a living.  ❜

❛  i don’t flirt. but you do.  ❜

❛  i’ve never seen a dive bar this clean.  ❜

❛  you also like women. temporarily at least.  ❜

❛  i don’t flirt. i just say what i want.  ❜

❛  she’s either an idiot in love, or she’s being conned.  ❜

❛  he’s not coming back, is he?  ❜

❛  pack. go home. get the hell out of here.  ❜

❛  get the hell out of here.  ❜

❛  i don’t have any goddamn friends.  ❜

❛  i stole it.  ❜

❛  you could’ve used the door.  ❜

❛  you’ve been keeping tabs on me?  ❜

❛  i was making sure you weren’t dead, since you never called.  ❜

❛  no, you talk to me! you tell me what the hell is so important!  ❜

❛  you saw him die.  ❜

❛  it’s not my goddamn ptsd!  ❜

❛  are you still having nightmares? flashbacks?  ❜

❛  you need to go back to that therapist.  ❜

❛  i’m calling the police.  ❜

❛  you know what he can do.  ❜

❛  you know what he made me do.  ❜

❛  we? he’s coming for me, not you.  ❜

❛  you are far better equipped to deal with that animal than some innocent girl.  ❜

❛  you’re still the person who tried to do something.  ❜

❛  i was never the hero that you wanted me to be.  ❜

❛  i don’t want to hurt you.  ❜

❛  none of it is your fault.  ❜

❛  i want you to say it: none of it is my fault. say it back to me.  ❜

❛  you saved my life.  ❜

❛  smile.  ❜

❛  keep denying it.  ❜