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bickering like a married couple - some silly arguments for your otp to get into
prompt list by @novelbear | requested: @generalfee
"move, you're on my side of the couch."
sneakily placing another dish next to their partner as they're finishing up with the dishes. then laughing through an apology as it naturally sets them off
arguing in the grocery store aisle because one wants normal oreos while the other wants to try one of the new, random flavors that just got released
"no, i'm not going to give you a bite because i know you're not gonna like it. then you're going to ask me how the hell i like it, and i don't want to listen to that right now."
"get up, you're snoring and i can't hear the movie." "then turn it up..." "so you can yell at me for waking you up? no!" "you woke me up anyway!"
"oh my god if you buy one more plush to occupy my spot on the bed i'm kicking you out to sleep on the couch."
if they have a pet, they might fight over whether or not they should let them climb on the furniture
getting annoyed when one sets an alarm which inevitably wakes the other up much earlier than they intended.
"uh-uh, no more reading before bed. you keep waking me up with your dramatic gasps every time you turn the page." "well, i'm sorry that i engage and connect deeply with literature!"
bickering over the right amount of toothpaste that should be put on the brush
^ or over one taking wayyy too long in the shower
"what's the point of the blanket being on the couch if it can't be used?" "it's for show!" "oh for the love of god-"
"take an extra jacket, it's cold out." "okay, mom."
Good afternoon Tumblr, it has come to @synthcoyote and I's attention that our stalker still doesn't want to leave us be. Here's a Google document that was put together, along with evidence and a collaborative video Synth and I did.
We have publicly expressed that we do not want anything to do with our stalker, but since the little stalker is persistent on leaving, we did what we had to do. (Don't worry! Things will return to normal.) ~π
The rise and fall of Pokepig/Midnight. Documented by: melon.berrii. Screenshots gathered by: SynthCoyote. Hello again, the name is melon.b
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This is a callout post for my online stalker whoβs been stealing my art, characters, and at one point impersonated me.
Iβm not expecting this to go anywhere or get popular. I just want to be left alone. I got pushed to this point and Iβm exhausted.Β !Content warnings! This post is long and it has some stuff that not everyone will be comfy seeing/reading
Keep reading
Once Upon a Time, Things were Better (2)
Chapter 2
Link to Chapter 1:Β
Also on ao3
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βWhat do you mean heβs gone?β Louieβs voice echoed through the still corridors of McDuck Manor.
βB-But heβs Uncle Donald! He said he wouldnβt leave us!β Huey was panicking. Della nearly panicked herself.
This was all her fault. She would have had another breakdown if Mrs. Beakley wouldnβt have intervened.
βLet your mother speak.β It was her stern yet motherly voice which gave a Della a little bit more courage.
It was then Louie noticed Della clench her fists and take a deep breath.
He suddenly realized why her actions were familiar.
When the triplets were 8, Louie had called Dewey βstupid, self-obsessed and ridiculousβ, which hurt Dewey enough to make him run away. Uncle Donaldβs expression left a lasting impact, leaving him in a similar position.
(Needless to say, Dewey had been hit by a car since he had been entirely worked up, and Louie would forever remember the day when the hospital called them up.)
But Dewey had been okay. Louie had apologized. He was given a chance.
Maybe his mom could be given one too. Uncle Donald was probably okay too, right? β¦right?
βDella, speak,β said Mrs. Beakley, interrupting his thoughts.
Breathe in, breathe out. You can do this Della. βI told him we hated him.β Wonderful opening, Dumbella, said the Donald in her head.
βWhy?β Dewey asked, still on an edge with worry and a little anger written on his face. As much as Dewey hated to admit it, Della could see the Donald in him.
Now that she realized it, all the boys were like Donald in their own way. It hit her with guilt and pain.
β¦This was probably how Donald felt for all those years.
βHe said things were better off with me on the moon,β she finally managed to mumble, tears welling up. And a lot more things too. But so did I.
Β She had really messed up big time, hadnβt she?
Scroogeβs quiet and worried voice was one she had last heard a decade before. βYou didnβt really believe that, did you lass?β
She had disappointed her father-like figure. She shouldnβt even be here. She should have never survived the moon. Donald was right as always. She was the screw-up, the second twin.
Who brings an entire invasion fleet behind them? Donald wouldβve seen right through Lunaris.
She didnβt miss the united gasp when she ran out of the room in tears without speaking. But that didnβt mean sheβd turn back.
Because that was what defined her, of course. Even before the boys, she was a coward. What harm would it do to run away once more?
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Donald made his way to the headquarters. A part of him said he needed to go back to his family, to the people he had loved his entire life.
The other part of him missed the boys, but told him it was okay. If his family could adjust to Dellaβs disappearance, his would be easier to adjust to. After all, they didnβt need a person who didnβt know what he was doing.
At the same time, he could be a great FOWL agent thanks to his previous training in the navy and SHUSH and as the Duck Avenger. It wasnβt like the other jobs he usually had; boring, rooting in one spot or being at the mercy of people who knew nothing. And last time he checked, SHUSH was pretty incompetent after letting the major agents retire.
Being on the right side of the law had led him to 10 years of hopelessness and debt. This was his only chance to prove himself.
He had to be careful though. FOWL could have called him because he was Scroogeβs nephew. He hated being a pawn, and he wasnβt about to listen to people this time.
Little did he know, it was what FOWL wanted.
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βDuck hasnβt arrived yet,β stated Bradford Buzzard, glancing at the agents in front of him as he fiddled with the Rubikβs cube.
βHeβs on his way, sir.β
βRemember, he will be here only to track and find the data from SHUSH.β
βBut sir, heβs McDuckβs nephew. We could use him for the main plan.β
βSteelbeak, use your head. He still cares for his βfamilyβ, no matter how much he may deny it. Heβll use our plan against us if he finds out weβre going to take them down. Do not discuss the plan in front of him.β
βThen what will we use him for? His only advantage is that he can fight.β
βThatβs where youβre wrong, Dee. Heβs the underdog. The only reason Iβve given him this offer is because of his secret identity as a SHUSH agent. Heron here has faced him.β
βHeβs stealthy, striking only when needed and escaping without any trace. He was one of the few agents who managed to bring down the foundation of FOWL before it collapsed.β Heron spoke, revenge deep in her voice.
The Buzzards nodded. βRemember, he is here as an agent, and not as Scroogeβs nephew. We canβt let him put two and two together. He will be extremely useful for the agency if we gain his trust. We should be happy heβs not gone back to SHUSH, even if most of the agency is full of imbeciles at the moment.β The last part was said in a low voice.
The other agents nodded solemnly, just before someone knocked on the door.
βSir, Mr. Duck is here.β
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Trying not to get sucked back in hnnnnn
GOT YOUR NOSE
Scrooge
How writers and artists out here just like SIT DOWN and just MAKE content? The fantasy I desire.
step 1: open word document
step 2: become possessed by a writing daemon and black out for three hours
step 3: wake up and edit out arcane gibberish
step 4: profit
Directions were confusing, my hand is stuck in a toaster
Isn't that how they name pokemon?

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Donald duck sings really good and his speech impediment goes away
Donals: *loses his speech impediment and sings*
Literally Everyone: Who the fuck is that?
Lmao that actually happened a few times.
In a really old cartoon called "Donald Duck's Dilemma"
He gets amnesia and thought he was a good singer. Then, he forgot about Daisy while she tried and tried to get him back.
That's cold, even for you Daisy. To your own boyfriend?
βͺ fucking bullshit βͺ
Awwwww, I JUST SAW THE MERMAID SISTER'S SONG SOOOOO...
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im furious with you
@nonbinarylakitu i feel like this is up your alley
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OOOOOOH MY GOD.
Louie: There's nothing cooler than a duck playing guitar.
Webby, with Della nodding in the background: A girl playing a guitar?
Dewey: A T-Rex playing guitar, struggling to strum with it's tiny arms, fueled by RAGE and an inner desire to rock!!
Louie, Webby and Della: *Claps*