the krusty krab is unfair.

I look like a gross tomato.

Hey, no. Never in your life have you ever looked gross. 

im really really happy too! i like making new friends and you seen like a totally rad new friend. this friendship will be sick as frick. awesome! i’ll make sure that i have a lot of time free one day so we can go play. do you wanna play pokemon go or do you wanna play one of the console games? if you don’t have one i have an extra ds you can use. it’s red and i think it will really suit you. you’re already an awesome person. is your dad really grumpy too?

Good. You deserve to be happy, ‘cause you’re already lighting up the whole world. Sick as frick. Best way to describe anything ever. We can play the console games because they’re your favorite! Red is lit. I will definitely use it. I appreciate the fact that you’re so willing to share. It makes me wanna like, take you out somewhere and let you have fun. Like to one of those giant trampoline rooms where all you do is bounce and flip around. Nah, I mean -- you’d think that my dad was a grumpy person because he’s like the king of horror movies, literally, but he’s a teddy bear. He still gives me bear hugs every time I see him. 

I’m blushing seriously hard right now.

Stop it you.

Sorry, I can’t help it. Every time I look at you my insides just go woosh.

i like to be happy about everything!! you will, for me? i would looooooove to have someone to play pokemon with! pokemon is one of my totally favourite things. that’s why my pets all have pokemon names and i like to watch the old series a lot and i’m going as ash to one of the halloween parties! you look kind of sad about your cat not being a sociable cat. but that’s okay, cats are like people. someone of them like other cat people and other ones not so much.

I’m really happy that I met you then, because I’m all about that positive shit. Don’t ever let anyone break your stride. I’ll meet up with you sometime this week and we can go play Pokemon as long as you want. It’s genuinely admirable how pumped you look right now and it makes me want to be a better person to be honest. I’m not necessarily upset about it, because it’s pretty funny to watch him get sketched out by everyone, and I’ve got Mushu -- he’s literally the sweetest fur dude I’ve ever met. My dad is fond of Gavin, though. They hang out together. 

Hollywood, I missed you.

Damn, beautiful. I’m floored by your presence on my dash right now.

do you think so? i like it when people think i’m cute!!! we can? hardly anyone plays pokemon go anymore and i love playing it, but pokemon diamond is my favourite!! i always play in on my nintendo ds because my gameboy is broken. yay!! i can’t wait to introduce mushu to mew. and also pikachu!! pikachu is my other kitten. his name isn’t a pun i just really love pikachu.

I think most people like it when someone says that they’re cute, but you seem absolutely ecstatic and it’s pretty precious. I haven’t played it in a while, but I’ll for sure relaunch that part of my life for you. It’ll be a great time. Oh, man. Pikachu? I can’t wait to meet that little guy. I’ve got another cat back home and his name is Gavin. He’s kind of a dick, though, so I don’t really see him being super friends with any cat he comes across. Not even his own brother. 

My card is my best damn friend, I’ll tell you that. Good vibes over here, always.

Great. I can get with that. There’s nothing but friendship on my end. 

he r e t u r n s. about time, man. i was bro-less for too long.

I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me. 

Charity is awesome so that was super cool of you. How did you get your homework done, though? I’m totes mad at you for falling off the grid, but I guess the charity stuff excuses you just this once.

I hit the books hardcore, and I still used photoshop and whatnot. I brought some grades up that were lower than I wanted them to be and now that I’m on the right track again I don’t feel so overwhelmed. You could have come to see me, you goober. 

I’m Ayanna. Nice to meet you.

Hi there.

Alrighty, Finn. It’s nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, Noah. I’m Devin Lynn.

Devin Lynn. What a nice name flow.

Well you don’t have to but welcome back I guess?

I’d be attacked by several people around campus if I didn’t come back online. 

How much shit you need to show me? Im free tonight if you’re up to show me right away.

Quite a bit of shit. It’s not urgent though, so find me when you’re absolutely free and make sure you don’t have to be anywhere important afterward. 

Oh wow, that’s quite a brave experiment. I’ve heard that it does improve sleep and mental health. So how are you feeling after it?

I definitely got more sleep. I went a solid month without having my phone blown up by people. 

Watch out, we gotta badass over here~

For sure, for sure.