Last Resort

I think I'm gonna take it easy today.

Lame.

Did somebody actually tell you at some point in time that the two of them were similar?  Because if so, then yes, I guess they did.

No, I just believed it. My mind's been lying to me.

…not even remotely, dude.

I've been lied to.

That would be Of Monsters & Men, I’m sorry to say.  (BOTH are incredible, though, so you should really bring your attention back to the forefront of all of this.)

You mean to tell me they're not the same thing?

You had my attention till I realized you're not talking about the band.

Okay, so maybe clubbing three nights in a row isn't good for me.

Its not meant for everyone, strangely enough.

If you here Beyoncé playin, it ain’t me. It’s Noah or Owen or someone else blastin’ the Queen.

Are you ashamed to admit that's your jam?

I have no problem shutting you up.

Try me.

Ugh, shut up.

We both know I can't do that. Not unless you shut me up.

I’m going to go slap life around in two seconds. And by life, I mean you.

Because I'm your life. That's touching, babe. Real touching.

Not feeling so well, looks like I’m home bound for a while. Can someone bring me some soup? Preferably someone wearing a nurse’s outfit.

I don't think I'd look good in that, man. Sorry.

You own me, but I don’t own you? That’s not fair

Life isn't fair, Liv.

I DON’T? I guess that means you don’t own me either.

Yes I do!

Yes, I would. I’ll fill out the paperwork right now.

Wait a second, you don't even own me.