Noa @noa-de-cajou - Tumblr Blog

Let's do this. Pinned post time :D

About me:

• Name's Noa!

• Born in 2004

• Non-binary, pronouns they/he/she but please don't adress me with a gendered term like boy/man/girl/woman. Dude bro or girl are fine as friendly nicknames tho!

• Aro/ace and in a qpr with three people

• I speak english and french

• Don't hesitate to ask me anything

• I mostly write stuff about my blorbos

• Art acc here : @nullogium

About the tags:

• My writing is tagged with #noa writes stuff

• I use #noarambles for thoughts and anything really

• I'll start using #noa vents for vent as to not clot the #noarambles

• Most of my works are #lpm or #lysara related. Both are original universes that I share with three of my mutuals.

Aside from that I hope you have a good time here!

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

krystal-prisms

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she’s aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

gosh I enjoy this website

authoratmidnight

For comparison, this is a daffodil

quietlygrousing

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)

maejacrezz007

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

$fractiousrvt blog's avatar$

fractiousrvt

This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.

blood-trip-god2

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

delphinidin4

This is a marigold:

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

icouldshowyoumyscar

Gif from the video above by Neil Bromhall (at 1500% speed)

idwl

Hi! I can't remember if I've posted about it already, but a while back I thought about a way to show preference (or lack thereof) in pronoun sets for people with multiple pronouns.

So. I (and many of my friends, acquaintances, and members of the LIOMOQAI communities) who are multipronominal have an issue. When I use multiple sets of pronouns, I struggle to find a way to show that I do not have a preference, because it is often assumed that sets are listed in order of preference. Others struggle to show that they prefer certain sets over others, because not everyone makes that assumption.

I thought of a way to circumvent this; instead of writing he/she/they (which is ambiguous in terms of preference), one could use the > symbol to indicate they prefer a set over another one and the = symbol to show they like two sets equally. This works with any pronoun sets, and more than two sets!

Here are some examples:

she=they (one likes she/her and they/them pronouns equally)

he>she (one prefers he/him over she/her)

he>she=they (one prefers he/him over she/her and they/them, but likes she/her and they/them equally)

he=she>they (one likes he/him and she/her pronouns equally, and prefers he/she over they/them)

he=she>they>ey (one likes he/him and she/her equally, but prefers he/she over they/them, which is preferred over ey/em.

tagging @radiomogai; @noxwithoutstars; @daybreakthing; @flutteringwings-coining; @rwuffles; @scr-ppup; @the-astropaws; @somniabyte; @icwdtea; @spectrral; @discrophy; @emailmeurheart; @aro-wheatley; @local-biter; @goregender <- Feel free to ask to be removed but I feel like this is important maybe

neo--queen--serenity

I'm really impressed by how Mei Kinosaki—a queer, female-presenting man—is treated as one of the main characters of Marriagetoxin. He's portrayed over and over as a paragon of sex appeal, of desire, of feminine charm, of what many shonen viewers expect a female romantic lead to look, act, and sound like. He is shown as irresistible to both sexes, and in the openings and ending sequences, he's sexualized, romanticized, and adored for his personality in equal measure. His cross-dressing isn't used for cheap comic relief jokes (outside of the initial reveal). Instead, our main character doesn't question Kinosaki's choice to present as a woman, and just fucking rolls with it.

And this is a shonen anime. A harem shonen anime. They not only made one of their two main characters unabashedly queer, but the series depicts him as the exact person we're meant to see as Gero's romance interest. We are meant to view him as the ideal partner, the beautiful, alluring, kind, good person who we want our protagonist to end up with in the end.

To put it simply, we, the audience, are meant to love him. And I can't emphasize enough how fucking refreshing that is.

turnipoddity

not me

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

ozempicofficial

queen-of-the-merry-men

When writing always remember… a character flaw is only a flaw until becomes useful.

Is your protagonist manipulative? Well that’s awful… until they manipulate the antagonist into making a decision that saves the lives of their friends.

Is your protagonist a skeptic? Well that’s not good… until someone tries to lie to them.

Is your protagonist overprotective? That sucks… until someone they love is in danger.

Is your protagonist remorseless? Well that makes them pretty unlikeable… until a hard decision has to be made.

saeronovace

susiephone

The flipside is also true!

Your protagonist is honest? That’s good… until their survival depends on them being able to lie convincingly.

Your protagonist is brave? That’s good… until they foolishly run headlong into danger without a thought for the consequences.

Your protagonist is forgiving and able to see good in everyone? That’s good… until they continually forgive someone who doesn’t deserve it, and get taken advantage of because they can’t fathom that some people just suck.

Your protagonist is funny? That’s good… until they piss off everyone around them because they don’t seem to be taking the situation seriously, and they keep avoiding dealing with their problems by hiding behind humor.

Most personality traits aren’t inherently good or bad. It’s all about context, and how far they go.

ravruerr

ma chérie, are you missing me?

animentality

hydrachea

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

thethirdromana

The worst types of cookbook:

The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.

The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...

The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.

The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).

The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!

The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...

The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).

The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.

#as someone with ADHD who struggled with cooking I've encountered each of those at least once #and it makes me so MADDD

antifa-succubus

girlbulge is such a choice look i really wish it was more normalized

antifa-succubus

No offense to the droves of nsfw blogs reblogging this, but this was actually not meant to be a horny post. Let trans women exist in public spaces in their natural bodies without having to tuck or take other uncomfortable measures. I deserve to be able to wear tight clothes or go to the beach without having to be uncomfortable or in straight up pain from tucking just because some fragile cis people might think it’s some kind of perverted sexual display if there’s any sign of a bulge. So again, girlbulge is a choice look and I really wish it was more normalized and not seen as something inherently sexual, because it’s literally just how our bodies look in certain clothes.

antifa-succubus

got my first terf shitstain in the notes throwing a tantrum about this which is part of why i think it’s so important to normalize it. people being driven to seething rage at the mere thought of having to see a little bump under someone’s clothing is not fucking healthy! trans people deserve better than to be treated that way! i should be able to safely wear what i want without having to worry that my body is gonna send someone into a complete fucking rage!

sobblefan

Girls with big breasts 🤝 Girls with bulge

Being sexualized for having a body

xpxssxm

universeleads

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

universeleads

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

overwhelmedfernfrond

I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”

So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid

venort

OP are you telling me we got the death of Gică Petrescu before we got gta6

zipsunz

you make me stronger

noah-wyles

she's the best of us

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

beautyqueenxwisegirl

new tag game: explain any of your ocs terribly (but accurately) in one sentence

mine: a golden retriever on a sugar high in the body of a 16 year old jock

@cate7solace @was-that-the-bite-0f-87 @heyblondie2011 @itscrylady @kipper7 @kathrine-khoward-05ismerp @kiki15fox @obsess-over-ink-on-dead-trees @hardtobethebardbitch + open tags

kathrine-khoward-05ismerp

Mine is a half wolf/human demon who loves Kathrine Howard (Six) and is my persona, she’s in love with Nyx

@transmasc-offical @silly-fi5h @twistedlikeness1 @hummingkittiz

@nyx-the-devil @nicothehalfblood

@stonewalltitlow

stonewalltitlow

Mine is a demigod son of Ares who goes from broken by the loss of his parents at a young age to a semi-immortal unstoppable killing machine that is also a simp for Apollo’s daughter Kayla Knowles.

heytheresbrutus

war crimes but make it a happy depressed 15 year old

@demigodmagician @smilingartur

@r0adkill13 @meester-skunk

r0adkill13

soupedepates

Narcissistic lesbian vampire is in love with her dead best friend (who offered to marry her in their youth), tries to quit smoking, experiences psychosis, hates her boss, gets beaten up and doesn’t shower frequently

@hel-phoenyx @me-thal @noa-de-cajou @corneille-but-not-the-author @calugaritsa @bettabastard

noa-de-cajou

Disaster bisexual failed lawyer is now a widowed single mother with four kids and a dissociative disorder but rawdogs mental illness like she drives a car (badly)

#Taiven #taivenposting

writertobridge-deactivated20230

Saw this on Twitter and wanted to share.

Trending Blogs

Last Seen Blogs

Noa