believe the lie

taylor swift has a song for everything. got dumped? yep. fell in love? theres one for that. moved into a house with a lucrative history involving a rich woman that was blamed for her husbands death? theres one for that too

I think it was very sexy of captain marvel to have absolutely nothing that appeals to straight white men. the central story was always about carol, there’s no male self insert for a love interest, there’s no point in the movie where carol has to contort herself to appear ‘sexy’ to the male audience, she doesn’t take shit from any of the men in her life, fury is an actual complex, hilarious and soft character instead of just brooding and having 2 lines about how badass he is, the movie concludes with her ‘not needing to prove anything’ to her mentor which was executed in the most beautifully validating way, and it does all this while still having exceptional chemistry between fury and carol and being one of the funniest movies in the mcu. in conclusion, captain marvel said fuck misogynist lives and you can tell men are mad about it.

Literally just romanticize your own life. What’s stopping you. Who will care. Commit to enjoying things. 

This post broke through 17 mental blocks and gave me syphilis well done

i dont even interpret “uwu” as a smiley i just read it as “oo woo”

sir that’s my emotional support song on repeat

Whoever has my voodoo doll please take that bitch to the gym

if i start talking to you about really stupid shit and im not trying to look intelligent anymore that means youve done it. obtained true trust levels. god tier friendship. 

i am just very uncomfortable with the way i am perceived like there’s a disconnect between my actual identity and the identity ppl assume i have and it makes me uncomfortable and stressed out

Concept for AC 2019: During autumn leaves fall like petals do in spring

Make 🍁 the 🍃 leaves 🍂 crunch 🌿 when 🍁 you 🍃 step 🍂on 🌿 them

I thought this meant Assassin’s Creed and was very confused

Bold of you to assume I wasn’t talking about Assassin’s Creed

do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”

JK Rowling in 2019: Lily was pregnant with Snape’s baby when she died and that baby…turned out to be Dobby.

#scarlett johansson is cast as dobby in the marauder era film