idk why i'm still here

ok. enough suffering now. i am seeking out delight

Only a single one of you so far has mentioned 'Barbie Yaga' and I'm so proud of them and disappointed in the rest of you /j

Howl’s Moving Dreamhouse

what are your twenties if not an endless string of the ghosts of who you thought you would become

go where you’re truly valued… and sometimes that means going home to yourself.

The funniest thing in the world to me is when people write mermaids that are bothered by humans eating fish. Like do you think fish don’t eat each other? The ocean is full of little freaks that will eat whatever or whoever the fuck will fit in their mouths. If the mermaids haven’t been eating fish this whole time what do you think they’ve been eating? If the answer is humans, that doesn’t make it any less funny. They’ll eat the species that looks like the top half of them but won’t eat a species that looks like the bottom half? Peak comedy.

hey, don't cry. hundreds of radioactive puppies, ok?

i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch