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Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:
1. Do not do age verification.
2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.
The tool presents users with a 3D model they can then manipulate to, the creator says, bypass Discord's age verification system.
Oh no I dropped my link, what a horrible thing! Sure hope this doesn't get reblogged until it reaches users from the UK and Brazil!
And remember to not make a second account just to test out what works best when verifying your identity
A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.
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This takes place vaguely pre-war in my personal continuity, what will become the Decepticons are emerging as a distinct faction of the collective revolution, and Megatron and Soundwave are forming a bond. Soundwave is on the tail end of emerging from a much more vulnerable period in his life, not quite able yet to fully rise above deeply ingrained insecurities. Heâs never been like any other mech, and his failures to connect with others has been a weight on his self esteem for a long time. Megatron has his simultaneously blunt and dismissive way of showing he cares, but being a mind reader Soundwave doesnât need constant verbal reassurance. He knows Megatronâs spark is true, and thatâs all that he needs. All this to say Iâm soft for their relationship and unique form of care they show for each other.
things in fic I'm used to people kind of faking their way through writing about:
the city of los angeles
the city of new york
sex
how drinking alcohol works
how getting high works
how a child of any age speaks
how nuclear physics work
how [my job] works
how debilitating being shot in the shoulder is
how hypothermia works
things I have never before seen someone fake their way through writing about, until today:
what french toast is
read through the notes on this one trust me
Here's some of the notes, starting with the things multiple people brought up:
SHRIMP COCKTAIL:
banahbanah: #flashback to that one fic where Peter Parker frets about drinking shrimp cocktail because of the alcohol
generaldeliciousness: adding: what a prawn/shrimp cocktail is
#why is your character turning it down because they're under 21 #do you think prawn cocktail is a cocktail #this lives in my brain rent-free constantly #the rest of the fic was so normal #and good enough that i'll still re-read it #but bro
And then many, MANY, people wondering if this was actually authour mistake, since Peter really would do this!
POMEGRANATES:
zhajhassa: #haha where's that post that was like someone describing someone eating a pomegranate but they ate it like an apple
thornhands: #once someone wrote persephone biting into a whole Pomegranate #had to stop and stare at a wall for a minute
sungsingsanguine: I once saw someone very confidently write about a character eating slices of pomegranate.
FRUIT TREES:
zagreuses-toast: #given a very endearing glimpse into a writers blindspots by seeing them describe someone sitting under a ''pineapple tree''
salatrash: I remember something about picking watermelons... OF A FUCKING TREE
baander: #cranberry trees
DOUGH/BATTER:
maycelium: #I'm a chef so I'm really used to people not accurately describing how to cook food #But I was surprisingly flabbergasted when someone was writing making a cake and was kneading it. Which uh #Not necessary for cake. It was interesting for sure but just bizarre
livebloggingmydescentintomadness: #the one that drove me nuts was when a character set aside a batch of PASTA DOUGH 'to rise' #pasta doesn't have yeast!! #it does need to REST but it will never RISE #you do not want an airy crumb on your noodles
lovesodeepandwideandwell: #THE ONE WHERE THEY MADE COOKIES BY LADLING BATTER INTO A TRAY
Some other topics:
Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system
(Average Metropolis reader after investigative reporter C. Kent's 452nd article on yet another case of landlords/business owners/factories' continued use of lead pipes/paint/gas/glass knowingly exposing the public to dangerously toxic lead levels) what the fuck happened to this guy
One day Bruce Wayne mentions in an interview that heroes like Superman are overrated, as the most effective way to reduce crime is to provide public resources and improve local infrastructure, then cites how neighboring city Metropolis has effectively lowered their violent crime by 13% after addressing their outdated water system and investing low income housing. the reporter conducting the interview suddenly starts looking a little uncomfortable
To be clear, Clark is still a fantastic investigative reporter. He still has to track down the sources to prove all this shit
"Who, Clark Kent? Yeah, we're pretty sure he's a Meta. Is he a superhero? Like what, "Lead-detector guy"? "Captain pipes?" Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy and it's a handy trick, but it's lead detection, not laser vision. He's not about to go running around in tights any time soon."
I just love the idea of a cape maintaining their secret identity by pretending to be a completely different and less impressive kind of parahuman.
everyone assumes that kent is so squirrely around superheros because heâs just desperately hoping not to be conscripted to the JLA to fix their plumbing
Local Metropolis Reporter Publically Recognized For Contributions To The City; Awarded Medal Of Distinction
They tried to get superman to present the medal but he was offended at being called "overrated" in comparison to Clark so he declined
Counter offer: Bruce Wayne disguised as Superman
beating this dead horse with memes
Hey this was a real fun little read. It's so great to find these treasures on this site
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someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together
yay! :D
fuck i forgot to mention they're a really good false swiper cause of spore...
why do i get the feeling someone's set up a bot to vote for iron boulder
By the Numbers - a short fic challenge
Write a fic with 6 puns/references/inside jokes in 7 sentences.
Write about the meaning of life, the universe, or everything in exactly 42 words.
Write a smut scene in 69 words.
Write a fic of 101 words that includes at least one dog.
Write a 10 sentence fic about why one character hates another.
Write a 666-word fic about a dark omen.
Write a fic containing substance use that is 420 words long.
Write a fic that's 404 words long about a character who can't find something.
Write a fic with a three-digit word count (100-999) that contains your AO3 user number.
Write a 314-word fic that contains a mathematical concept.
Write a new backstory in exactly 52 words.
Write a 616-word fic that takes place in our universe (for a fandom that doesn't).
Write a dystopian future!fic that is 2046 words long.
Write a fic about an evil government that is 1984 words long.
Write a fic that is 177 words long and contains the number 76 and a reference to football.
Write a fic about a hacker that is 1337 words long.
Write a fic that is 24 sentences long, formatted in 7 paragraphs, and describes a character's year.
Explaining the references:
1. 67, internet meme
2. 42, "the answer to life, the universe and everything" in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
3. 69, sex position
4. 101 Dalmatians Disney movie
5. 10 Things I Hate About You movie
6. 666 known as "the Devil's number" in Christianity
7. 420, the weed number
8. Error 404, file not found
9. (Not a reference)
10. 3.14(15927...) or pi, a mathematical constant
11. New 52, DC rebooting its chronology with new backstories for several characters
12. Earth 616 is this universe in Marvel comics
13. 2046 movie by Wong Kar-wai (unsure, if anyone has a better idea, please add it!)
14. 1984 book by George Orwell, where the phrase "big brother is watching" came from
15. 17776 or "What Football Will Look Like in the Future" multimedia online work by Jon Bois
16. 1337 or "LEET" short for 'elite', a great hacker. Research leetspeak for more info.
17. 24/7 which is short for "24 hours a day, 7 days a week" meaning always.
Well done! but two half corrections đ
While number 6 is indeed the Devil's number in Revelation, I was specifically referring to the 1970s horror film The Omen.
The other half correction is for 17. which was actually 24/7/365
(but 13 is right! - and so is everything else đđ)
Iâm kinda surprised that nalbinding isnât as popular as crochet and knitting tbh because it has an even lower barrier of entry tools wise and unlike crochet and knitting it makes fabric that you can cut.
I guess itâs because itâs slower or something.
Nalbinding aka needle binding is when you use yarn and a big sewing needle to make fabric btw
It also has a lot of different kinds of stitches you can do that make different densities of fabric.
Some people even make rugs.
I feel like part of it might be casual people are generally aware of the existence of crochet and knitting, even if they donât know very much about either, but have never heard of nalbinding
Yeah I hadnât heard of it until recently and I ordered a big bone needle for myself to try it out and that should be arriving soon.
I was surprised that Iâd never heard of it though. Itâs older than knitting and crocheting and even though itâs been done all over the world itâs super relevant to Nordic culture and my grandmother and I are both into keeping in touch with our roots a bit so Iâm surprised Iâve never heard of it.
It seems like the sort of thing that would be popular even if not as popular as crocheting and knitting, considering the low barrier of entry.
You also donât need a bunch of different sized needles for nalbinding or whatever. The size of the stitch is controlled either completely freehand or by pulling it against one of your fingers. Most people who have a lot of nalbinding needles seem to either have tried out wood, bone, and metal ones to see which kind they liked or they enjoy carving wood or bone and like making their own needles as an extra hobby.
Itâs also a lot easier to freehand and adjust as you go than crochet or knitting and you mostly go by inches instead of rows and number of stitches so a large number of accessories like stitch markers or whatever isnât really necessary.
Maybe the lack of accessories also makes it unpopular idk. People do like collecting things in their nests.
I've been wanting to do so, I cannot find anyone who can teach me, and any books I can find on it are Ass in the Visual Learning department. Otherwise I'd be making the hell outta some nalbinded fabric
I found this channel by a nice man who makes up close tutorials
I create videos on YouTube to learn people how to needlebind using two fingers and your thumb. Needlebinding helps people to relax, relieve
I thought this would be kind of a niche post to make but I was quickly reminded that Iâm on tumblr, the website full of gay people with one billion hobbies.
Quack quack! đ„ Part 1 (1/2)
Itâs been so long since my last comic, so I thought Iâd just do something silly lol! I think Iâll start making comics again, Iâve had so much fun on this one!! I like to think Lucifer plays with his ducks like barbiesđâš
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Please stop trigger tagging with #epilepsy tw/cw/warning/etc.
I need every single person to understand how horrible tumblrâs tagging system is
I go into the tag for epilepsy and its all flashing lights. We canât use our own tag because people without epilepsy fill it up with improper warnings.
Use âflashingâ in place of âepilepsyâ in your tags. You arenât warning people of epileptics, youâre warning us of flashing lights. Please please tag properly. Epileptics say this endlessly and constantly and itâs ignored. You are risking lives by doing this.
Hereâs proof of what I mean:
THIS POST IS 100% OKAY TO REBLOG, I ENCOURAGE PEOPLE WITHOUT EPILEPSY TO ESPECIALLY DO SO!
And if youâre in the notes or tags telling us to âjust get a new tagâ
Fuck You
that's it that's the nutshell genai is in
No, no it isnât.
this gif is perfectly timed because it gives you enough time to read it, comprehend it, and still have this too-long-for-comfort moment of suspense before being punched square in the solar plexus
A scene from a Star Wars movie plays out, but with different captions.
The captions say, in order:
âI made this into a GIFâ
âItâs the Rickroll right?
There are no captions in the third image.
âItâs the Rickroll, right?â
There is a pause, and then the image changes to show a scene from Monty Python and it is captioned
âNobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!â
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What the actual fuck. They couldnt have given Tasha Yar a better send off? Fuuuuck off.
"Why do you ship Alastor when he's ace :/ you're erasing his asexuality"
Or maybe I, someone on the aroace spectrum, prefer to engage with romance and sex from the perspective of a character similar to me, as my relationship with romance and sex can't be separated from being aroacespec even as I'm usually favorable to the concepts, because my experiences are not those of someone who isn't aroacespec and using a character who isn't aroacespec is a different experience that does different things. I think people shouldn't forget he's ace when writing, and I do think there should be a discussion on what asexuality and aromanticism mean in fandom and how to treat them respectfully, but the blanket statement that everyone who ships him is erasing his asexuality is in turn erasing my own engaging with my asexuality
