oh. hello

Cut my life into peaches. They are a healthy snack

So many porn blogs following me dude like …. Does my sadness and bitterness turn u on or what

honestly birthdays were so easy when i was younger like i just wanted toys and stuff like that but now? my parents r like “wht do u want” and im just like??? some self esteem?? emotional stability?? a hobby?? 

Disney channel original movie about jeb: “but, son, this is your dream!” “No, dad. It’s your dream” *gasps from the republican party*

I write a fair amount of historical fiction and this happened in college creative writing workshops like you would not BELIEVE. Some highlights include: *Other students referring to one of my stories as being set in Nazi Germany- despite the face that the Berlin Wall and its construction were a huge plot point in said story. The Berlin Wall was built in the early sixties, over 20 years after WWII ended. *One guy was convinced that the Winter War was something I’d fabricated for the sake of one of my short stories. I had to assure him that the Winter War between the Soviet Union and Finland was indeed a very real event. *People referred to the Finnish soldiers in the above story as “Nazis” multiple times. tl;dr- Everyone in my creative writing workshop thought everything was about Nazis and that the Winter War never happened.

omgggg

THIS

I’m genuinely inspired right now

quite certain you can't enlist in the Navy at 50

this is pure and good

chapter 82 of attack on titan

when you’re writing an essay and need to meet the word limit