Dietetics Student. Gamer. Ginger.

a cat: *touches me with its small hand* me: *eyes tearing up* thank you

…I would read the hell out of a series of a chosen eighty-five-year-old woman who goes on epic journeys throughout a dangerous and magical land, armed only with a cane and her stab-tastic knitting needles, accompanied by her six cats and a skittish-yet-devoted orderly who makes sure she takes her pills on time.

As I get older the more I appreciate straight forward people. Like if you’re mad at me I will respect you if you tell me. I don’t understand adults that would rather stomp their feet and use passive aggressive behavior to communicate. Life does not have to be this difficult fam

Me walking into school

Me at work

Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.

Thanks for 1,000 notes guys 💕

i’m just mad that they were able to hide 2 whole people + trombones behind one person that’s amazing

This is awesome guys

beep beep

how this cat go beep beep?

Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”

If the population of Earth were only 100 people and one guy tried to hoard 99% of the money. The other 99 people would simply just kill that guy and take their money back.

just-shower-thoughts advocating the murder of the bourgeoisie

I mean

*Karl Marx from his coffin* Nice