Milky

the king picked the guy with skull shoulderpads for the court magician job, which is exciting

THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD

job interviews

does no one realize that robin hood was a terrible role model for young kids? i mean you are stealing from people (illegal) and those people (usually) worked hard to get their wealth. it really demotivates people to succeed when they know they can get something someone else worked for.

is this what rich people worry about lmao

who knew the sheriff of nottingham had a blog

How does someone read Robin Hood and miss the part where it’s set in feudal England. He stole from people who got their wealth by exploiting the poor, incidentally that’s all rich people to this very day.

Tune in next week when they tell you the story of Ebeneezer Scrooge, a benevolent job creator, harassed during his sleeping hours by the hellish socialist dead. 

say what you want about millenials but at least we dont lick our fingers to turn a page

Update on my mom’s jesse pinkman obsession: she now calls breaking bad “Jesse” and will ask me “hey do you want to watch another episode of jesse and see what jesse does” i feel like he’s my fucking sibling im competing with for attention

I hate that dumb motherfuckers like Anne exists.

this week alone the supreme court made it easier to own a gun, gave cops the ability to not read miranda rights, gave religious schools public funding, and overturned roe v wade and the justices who decided this won't even live long enough to see the extent of the damage they've caused

5 motherfuckers are controlling 320 million people