cardan is a thot

Can we talk about how Wendell enchanted EMILY’S pens and pencils because he just assumes they will always be together when he needs them anyway?

I gotta give it to Emily Wilde, she said this bitch Wendell Bambleby ain't normal and proceeded to cite her sources.

cardan after seeing jude for the first time in months after her exile: you’re still so sexy god bles 

u kno what? i admire jude for not wanting to go back to the mortal world and participate in capitalism.

Don’t call yourself a girlboss unless you’re Jude Duarte who completely upended the faerie monarchy and Faerieland at large and then went on a shopping trip to Target

Don’t call yourself a poor little meow meow unless you’re Cardan Greenbriar who had to wear secondhand gold hoops as a baby and was nursed by a small black cat

Don’t say you’re in your flop era unless you’re Jude Duarte who went from married to exiled to binging Yuri on Ice within the span of three chapters