"my happiness"

I AM FUMNG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

pros:

great at lying to get out of things

very loyal to their close friends

kings of debate 

powerful allies because they can and will go big or go home to prove themselves to you

classy as hell when they want to be

can dress very very well

know their way around people and manners

 cons:

over emotional and can be stupidly impulsive because of it

stubborn and big headed 

cruel and cutting personality when they’re not trying

very stressed

they’re that one kid in class who calls out the teacher on being wrong and pisses them off so the class has to deal with the annoyed teacher

try too hard and crack and you’re left to pick up the pieces 

most likely to act on bias, so they’re judgy dicks