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i thought i told you to eat your vegetables

that’s mozilla herself

it fucken wimdows

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

"work in progress" is actually so misleading like it assumes that im actually making progress on my work

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

can i suck you like rotisserie chicken

i dont remember dracula saying this

im so fucking good at applying to jobs, I'm Mommy's little jobpilled employeecel im such fucking hirebait