You donât actually believe lead can be turned to gold, right?
SEE HERES THE THING
IT CAN
ALCHEMISTS HAVE HADRON COLLIDERS NOW
It has happened Anon
Hold up, you didnât highlight that last part? The part about how Soviets ACCIDENTALLY Turned lead shielding into gold with an experimental nuclear reactor???
There is a âhoweverâ, however.
Due to the processes used, the resultant Gold is usually highly radioactive.
Or, if you prefer to use a more, arcane, vernacular, Cursed!
YOURE JUST JEALOUS OF MY MICRON THIN LAYER OF FRESHLY TRANSMUTED GOLD
It also cost more to power up the reactor long enough to make the gold than the gold is remotely worth.





















