taffy

what if once upon a deadpool is just Deadpool telling everyone to shut up whenever they’re about to say fuck or he covers the screen whenever graphic violence comes on

my friends and I were talking about infinity war and one of my friends mentioned Wakanda and my other friend thought she said avokanda and I’m just mentally laughing at the image of the infinite amount of avocados in Wakanda

my algebra 2 teacher just told us about this private Christian school she used to work at and there was this teacher at that school who got so angry at this student she got a marker and wrote “666” on his forehead

my band has these “special gloves” that a lot of other bands don’t have and they love ours I still remember the time after a completion this guy only had one glove because someone from another band gave him money for that glove like wtf, seriously there’re like those gloves you buy at party city—

I can finally show my true colors

OKAY MARVEL WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LOKI MOVIE—